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I went in for a checkup at the doctor and his office is under rehab so they took to me a different room across the hall.  I walked in behind the nurse and saw this chair with stirrups, a pot under it and multiple monitors next to it.   I stopped and said "Whoa!   I think we're in the wrong place I'm not even sick"  She starts laughing and said it's the only room they have.  Then she takes my blood pressure and says it's slightly elevated.  I said "Well yeah, look at that chair!!"  

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Apparently I have a one bug limit.

This morning I went to take a sip of my coffee and noticed a bug in it.  I removed the bug and took a drink.  I probably shouldn't admit that.  The next time I reached for the coffee, I noticed another bug in it.  I removed it and decided not to drink any more of it.

🤢🤮

Should the limit be "zero"?  What's your limit, or do you even have one?

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A couple weeks ago in NE Iowa we took a break from trout fishing.  We were outside the car eating ham and cheese sandwiches.  As I prepared to take my next bite, I looked at the sandwich, and right where my next bite would have been, a BEE had snuck in and was helping himself.  I flicked it off and kept eating.

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30 minutes ago, liphunter said:

Now relax, and let's see how many centimeters your dilated!!!:blur: 

😁

And don't clench down, or the doctor can't get her hand out.

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1 hour ago, Quillback said:

Speaking of eating bugs....

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Is that a pic of the dog that you’re required to take with you in the boat? 😂

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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