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A man was stranded on a desert island for ten years. One day a beautiful women swims up to the island. She looks at the man and asks how long has it been since he had a drink. 10 years replied the man. She pulls out a flask of fine whiskey from her bathing suit and gives it to the man. He takes a long and satisfying drink. She asks him long has it been since he has smoked a fine cigar. Ten years said the man. She pulls out a cigar case and matches. She lights then hands the cigar to the man. He takes a long draw on the cigar.

"Now get ready for a great time!" She says to the man while unzipping her suit. The man says, "Oh my god... you have a Playstation in there as well!"🤣🤣

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A man and a woman have been married for 50 years. The man has been known to be a bit of a sour curmudgeon. Even the neighbors feared what the man may do due to his temper. As the man got older he would say to his wife "when I die I will crawl out of my grave and haunt you for the rest of your life."

The man died a few days later. After he was buried his wife was telling the neighbor about her husband's threat to haunt her. The neighbor being scared of the old man said "What if he does crawl out of the grave? Aren't you afraid?"

The old woman said "No I'm not afraid. Let him crawl out. I buried him facing downward. There is no way that he will ask for directions."🤣🤣

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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An 86 year old man is out fishing and he hears a voice. "Pick me up!" He looks around and hears it again. "Pick me up!" He looks towards the voice and sees a frog on a lily pad. "Are you talking to me?",He asks the frog. "Yes. Pick me up and kiss me. I will turn into the most beautiful woman and will be your bride. All of your friends will be envious of you since I will be all yours." "So Pick me up and kiss me!" The old man picks up the frog. Instead of kissing it he puts it in his front pocket. "Kiss me! Kiss me!", screams the frog. "Why won't you kiss me!" "At my age I'd rather have a talking frog!" 🤣🤣

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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