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Posted
1 hour ago, Johnsfolly said:

How to become friends with a woman.

1) Find a woman that you really like and want to be friends with.

2) Tell her that you love her.

3) She will tell you that she would rather be friends!

4) Done! 🤣

Not many women will pass up a free house. 

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My wife likes that I call her Bambi. She thinks it's because she is so cute...

I call her that because I really dislike her mother! 🤣

Posted
23 minutes ago, Quillback said:

One for JF.  @Johnsfolly

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Jeff my wife is going to make that same face when I tell this one to her 😉😁

Posted
8 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

If you scratch your butt and don’t smell anything on your fingers do you have Covid or just a really clean butt??

I smell something on my fingers (peanut butter?) and I haven't even stuck them in my crack yet.   If my hand comes out smelling like a Reese's will you buy some chocolate from me ?

Posted
9 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I smell something on my fingers (peanut butter?) and I haven't even stuck them in my crack yet.   If my hand comes out smelling like a Reese's will you buy some chocolate from me ?

Are you drunk again??😄

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