Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

1 hour ago, Quillback said:

Atlantic salmon - do they run up any of the rivers in Ireland.  

I have actually caught one.  Caught it in the Skykomish river while steelhead fishing.  It was a net pin escapee, all of it's fins were worn down, it weighed 4 lbs. or so, but no fight.  

Atlantic salmon do run the Irish rivers. I think that they are common but not abundant. When we were.there it was more expensive than I was willing to spend to try for them. I did do some research on locations in Maine for those salmon.

[Quillback]

That's one thing I would like to do someday is fish for Atlantics.  Probably would have to be Maine for it to be affordable.  

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

An older gentleman goes to his local store and heads to the produce section. He asks the stock boy working there if he could just buy a half head of cabbage. The boy says, "Sir we only sell the full heads of cabbage." "I only need a half a head of cabbage. Please go talk with your manager.", says the old man.

The stock boy goes back to the office to see the manager. "There is an old fart that wants to buy a half of a head of cabbage." While saying this he sees that the old man has followed him into the office area. He quickly says "So this kind gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager agrees to selling the gentleman a half head of cabbage.

After the man leaves the manager says to the boy,  "That was quick thinking on your part. Where are you from?" The boy responds, "Russia, sir." "Why did you leave Russia?" "Well there are only prostitutes and hockey players in Russia.",exclaimed the boy. "My wife is from Russia!", yelled the manager. "Really. What team did she play on?" 🤣

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

[Mitch f]

[Johnsfolly]

A young man walks into a bar carrying a 12 ga shotgun and a full bucket of manure. He walks up to the bartender and demands, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender says, "Not a problem, I'll get it right away." Then he serves the young man. The man takes the glass and drinks the entire beer in a single gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. He then walks out.

Five days later the same young man comes back into the bar. Again he is holding the shotgun and another full bucket of manure. He struts up to the bar and orders another beer.

"Whoa there fella, we're still cleaning up from your last visit.. What was that about anyway?" asked the bartender.

The young man explained, "I am training to be a politician. From what I have heard, to do so I need to train and be able to drink Beer, shoot the $#!+, dissapear for a few days, come back and see if someone else has cleaned up the mess that I left behind..."🤣

[Mitch f]

A psychiatrist had a group of people attend one of his seminars. He asked the group of married couples. “Let’s see how well you know your spouse…what’s the last thing your spouse said last night?” A guy raises his hand and says “Stop grabbing me, it’s not your birthday!”

 

[Quillback]

[Quillback]