Mitch f Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Jerry Rapp said: boy, that had a great start and then a DUD finish. Good one. Made me chuckle. No doubt! "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Al Agnew Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 33 minutes ago, Mitch f said: No doubt! BTW, did you hear about the honeymoon couple who got window putty mixed up with Vaseline????? All their windows fell out!!? I knew that one was coming...honeymoon couples seldom need vasilene. Mitch f 1
Mitch f Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, Al Agnew said: I knew that one was coming...honeymoon couples seldom need vasilene. You know my corny jokes too well!?? "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
fishinwrench Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 Speaking of honeymoons..... On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin. I've been with one other guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods, the golfer." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that." The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. "I'm hungry. I'm calling room service." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone. "What are you doing now?" she asks. "I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time." The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed. Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!" Mitch f, DADAKOTA, tho1mas and 5 others 8
ness Posted August 4, 2016 Author Posted August 4, 2016 John Gotti's grandson...not a Yankees fan...not a Mets fan... Busted. John
Mitch f Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 53 minutes ago, ness said: John Gotti's grandson...not a Yankees fan...not a Mets fan... Busted. Horrible, this may blemish the Cardinals history of greatness!!? ness 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted August 6, 2016 Posted August 6, 2016 Johnsfolly, Daryk Campbell Sr and ness 3 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
ness Posted August 19, 2016 Author Posted August 19, 2016 Mitch f, BilletHead, Johnsfolly and 2 others 5 John
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