Just funny stuff

[Mitch f]

So @BilletHead and his hunting partner @snagged in outlet 3were in the woods...Pete had a can of spray  And Billithead shot Pete in the knee! 😂

did I get it right?

[snagged in outlet 3]

17 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

So @BilletHead and his hunting partner @snagged in outlet 3were in the woods...Pete had a can of spray  And Billithead shot Pete in the knee! 😂

did I get it right?

Leave me out of this fiasco.  Is there a vaccination for getting shot in the knee?

[BilletHead]

            Sooooooo @Mitch f

   This Ozark Angler and I know her very well took the path that said bear right and lookie at what se found 🤪

[Mitch f]

4 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

            Sooooooo @Mitch f

   This Ozark Angler and I know her very well took the path that said bear right and lookie at what se found 🤪

Wow

[Mitch f]

7 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Leave me out of this fiasco.  Is there a vaccination for getting shot in the knee?

Hey 3 glasses of Cabernet and a 12 ounce ribeye 🥩 and I can’t remember who was there 😂

[BilletHead]

Just now, Mitch f said:

Wow

               First we found the trigger guard then the pile of scat and not much farther the tracks.

1 minute ago, Mitch f said:

So @BilletHead and his hunting partner @snagged in outlet 3were in the woods...Pete had a can of spray  And Billithead shot Pete in the knee! 😂

did I get it right?

            I'd have to shoot him in the knee because I'm not going to outrun him or out pedal him on his bike and we know what happens to the slowest one inline. 

[Mitch f]

8 hours ago, BilletHead said:

               First we found the trigger guard then the pile of scat and not much farther the tracks

Sounds a little scary 

[liphunter]

[Johnsfolly]

What do you call a pair if crows?

Attempted murder😀!

[Mitch f]

A young mobster named Artie wanted to make a name for himself in the Mafia. He was informed that he had to perform a “hit“ with his bare hands to pass the test for membership. 
He was very excited to get started and a young woman approached him to kill her husband. She told him she really didn’t have that much money to give him for the job. Since he needed to make a hit for his entry into the mob, he agreed to do it for $1.

The lady gave him the house keys and he waited for the husband to come home. When the husband arrived, he immediately strangled  him to death. Just then the maid walked in and screamed...he immediately strangled  her too. The butler heard the commotion and ran down stairs, Artie strangled him too.

The neighbors called the police and broke the front door down. They arrested Artie on the spot.

The headlines in the next days paper read:

Artie Chokes 3 for a dollar!