Just funny stuff

[ness]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

How do wipe with a bong?😆

You need one of the long ones. Fill it up with water, spin it around so the bowl is down there and then blow. Hard.
 

You’re welcome. 

[Mitch f]

Just buy a toilet with a bidet. Saves trees 🌲. I thought you guys were  conversationists, I mean conservatives, I mean conservationists? And to think all those poor wheat farmers would be so sad if they knew people were wiping with bread.

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

Found on Facebook. 

 

[liphunter]

[liphunter]

[Mitch f]

Sometimes I’m in this mood as I get older and cranky😂

[jdmidwest]

Had the scours this morning, burned thru a weeks supply.  Hardly wait till the trees leave out, my favorite is the catalpa with its big green leaves.  Till then, I may have to use pine needles.

[liphunter]

7 hours ago, jdmidwest said:

Hardly wait till the trees leave out, my favorite is the catalpa with its big green leaves.

Sounds like another smear campaign to me. I have found that a spray bottle mixture of Dawn dish soap with water and a very small squeegee work well. So I hear...

[liphunter]

I couldn't agree more. A quote from Al: 

"Even if we don't suffer by getting the disease, everybody is going to suffer from the sacrifices we'll have to make for a longer period of time.  All the government restrictions that are now mostly requests and advisories are going to become mandatory, and it won't be because the government is stupid or out to get you, it will be because of selfish, willfully ignorant people who did whatever the heck they pleased and ignored those restrictions when they were requests and advisories."

I had a to drive a couple of hard headed people off today with a warning shot. Never liked those darn cookies anyway!!!

 

 

 

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[Johnsfolly]

Saw a Buddy Hackett video with a few old farmer jokes he did on the tonight show. Here's my favorite.

A hunter was duck hunting near a farm. Some ducks come flying over and he shoots one. The bird crumples and falls onto the barn and onto the ground. He runs over to get the duck. The farmer stops him and says that the duck is on his property and it's his duck. The hunter argues that he shot the duck and it's his. The farmer tells the hinter that they will settle this by the farm code. The hunter asks what that is and the farmer says that they will take turns kicking each other in the groin. Then the last man standing gets to keep the duck. The hunter reluctantly agreed to the contest. Since the duck was on his property the farmer says that he would go first. The farmer was a large strong man. He kicked tbe hunter with all that he could muster. The hunter crumpled to the ground and rolled around in significant pain. After a bit he was able to gain his composure and weakly get to his feet. As he stood up he said my turn and got ready to kick the farmer. Before he could go the farmer says "you win! You can keep the duck!" 😂

The video is hilarious and a must see.