Who here wears a size 11 and wades rivers and xreeks??

[Quillback]

10 minutes ago, ness said:

These jokes remind me of the good old days, like on Carson with Dangerfield, Youngman, etc. 

Yep, Henny Youngman jokes.

[Quillback]

Dangerfield:

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

[ness]

Now you got me searching. Dangerfield:

Girl called me and told me to come over... there’s nobody home. I went over and  there was nobody home  

 

[fishinwrench]

55 minutes ago, ness said:

Somebody’s going to jail for this. 😄

My initial thoughts as well.

[Johnsfolly]

"When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."

Once when I was a kid I lost my parents. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him "Do you think that we'll ever find them?" He said " I don't know kid. There are so many places that they could hide!"

I said to my psychiatrist "Everyone hates me!" He told me that I was being ridiculous.  I haven't met everyone yet!

[Smalliebigs]

no new shoes yesterday

 

[snagged in outlet 3]

They probably saw these lame jokes

[TroutRinger]

I can where 10, 10.5 or 11s. Would gladly pay shipping. 

[snagged in outlet 3]

Thanks, Scott!!  They fit like a dream.

[fishinwrench]

7 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Thanks, Scott!!  They fit like a dream.

You'd better keep your mouth shut.  Statute of limitations is 7 years, it's only been 5 months.