Can you really swim that far. Are you real sure???

[fishinwrench]

16 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Life vest and kill switch for me. 

And seat belts. And fire suits when burning leaves and grilling. And leather gloves and eye protection when cooking bacon. Roll bar on the truck. Kevlar vest & concealed pistol for visiting gas stations. Chaps and steel toes for chainsaw work. Chain gloves for filleting fish. Helmet and knee/elbow pads for bicycle rides.  Respirator for visiting smoky bars. 

Anything to make your eventual death drag out and keep your family under stress and worry for as long as possible.   Nothing less than 64 trips to the hospital to pray bedside is going to be acceptable. 😒😥😪😫

I say piss on it.  We all gotta go sometime, no sense in dragging it out and causing years worth of sadness, worry, and drama.   

[snagged in outlet 3]

4 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

And seat belts. And fire suits when burning leaves and grilling. And leather gloves and eye protection when cooking bacon. Roll bar on the truck. Kevlar vest & concealed pistol for visiting gas stations. Chaps and steel toes for chainsaw work. Chain gloves for filleting fish. Helmet and knee/elbow pads for bicycle rides.  Respirator for visiting smoky bars. 

Anything to make your eventual death drag out and keep your family under stress and worry for as long as possible.   Nothing less than 64 trips to the hospital to pray bedside is going to be acceptable. 😒😥😪😫

I say piss on it.  We all gotta go sometime, no sense in dragging it out and causing years worth of sadness, worry, and drama.   

Wow!!!  Maybe you should go fishing.  How does wearing a like vest and using a kill switch lead to all that??  Man I thought my daughter's friends were dramatic.  You got em beat, Cupcake.  RIP.

[BilletHead]

24 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

And seat belts. And fire suits when burning leaves and grilling. And leather gloves and eye protection when cooking bacon. Roll bar on the truck. Kevlar vest & concealed pistol for visiting gas stations. Chaps and steel toes for chainsaw work. Chain gloves for filleting fish. Helmet and knee/elbow pads for bicycle rides.  Respirator for visiting smoky bars. 

Anything to make your eventual death drag out and keep your family under stress and worry for as long as possible.   Nothing less than 64 trips to the hospital to pray bedside is going to be acceptable. 😒😥😪😫

I say piss on it.  We all gotta go sometime, no sense in dragging it out and causing years worth of sadness, worry, and drama.   

 

17 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Wow!!!  Maybe you should go fishing.  How does wearing a like vest and using a kill switch lead to all that??  Man I thought my daughter's friends were dramatic.  You got em beat, Cupcake.  RIP.

           

I can see his obit now,

    Fishinwrench,

  He took chances. Spun the cylinder in his air rifle with one pellet in it. Rolled the dice testing his fate. Chance finally caught up with him. Survivors are Sugarbritches, his lovley children and is yellow dog Orion plus his many friends and enemies on Ozarks Anglers. We will all miss our resident outboard mechanic. Cremation will follow and he will be buried at sea in LOZ in a small Evinrude outboard. Memorials are suggested to the let bass go where you caught them association and his foundation the be smarter than me club.

  BilletHead 

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

I was/am happy that I had a life jacket on when I took a fall at last year's OAF One Bass.  I'm sure I would have been able to control myself from sinking, but not having to worry about swimming after such a surprise,  and shock of the cold water was a nice thing.  

[fishinwrench]

You guys are just being way too serious for me now.   I'm in a WGAF? mood at the moment, so please quit trying to spoil it.  😁

[fishinwrench]

49 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

56 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

 

Wow!!!  Maybe you should go fishing

I can't, my PFD won't zip up over my blizzard coat, and I don't have an extra 200.00 right now to buy a XXL

[Flysmallie]

I think a kill switch has saved me a couple of times. I'd rather wear a PFD and a kill switch than putt around the lake like a cranky old man. 

[snagged in outlet 3]

14 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

 I'm in a WGAF? mood at the moment, so please quit trying to spoil it.

You shoulda went to Hawaii with Sugar B.  Instead you hung around here until you got shack nasties.

[fishinwrench]

6 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

I think a kill switch has saved me a couple of times. I'd rather wear a PFD and a kill switch than putt around the lake like a cranky old man. 

Oh stop it!

Y'all know (or should know) that I'm all about kill switches.  Nothing bugs me worse than all these boats we see running down the lake unmanned and slamming into bluffs and docks at 70mph.  🤣

[snagged in outlet 3]

13 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I can't, my PFD won't zip up over my blizzard coat, and I don't have an extra 200.00 right now to buy a XXL

You yourself said you don't need one.  Head on out.