MoCarp Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 https://www.boatus.com/seaworthy/magazine/2015/october/boat-wake-damage-liability.asp MONKEYS? what monkeys?
Daryk Campbell Sr Posted July 1, 2019 Posted July 1, 2019 If only this would be enforced. Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me) I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)
fishinwrench Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Daryk Campbell Sr said: If only this would be enforced. Lawyers wish that it would. They could have so much fun with that.....
Old plug Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 Back in the day some folks on low use to inforce it with a deer rifle. I think history repeats itself
MOPanfisher Posted July 2, 2019 Posted July 2, 2019 That would be a great way to experience jail. Smalls21 1
fishinwrench Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 5 hours ago, MOPanfisher said: That would be a great way to experience jail. Or to find out if heaven/hell is real. I came blasting into a NoWake cove once and shut it down just inside the bouys. No sooner than my boat leveled out a dude fired a round across my bow from his deck and started yelling at me. I jumped out on his dock and ran up to his house with the full intent of wrapping that rifle around his neck, and he ran inside and locked the door. On the way back down to his dock I grabbed a rock and threw it at his window, but missed and broke a glass patio table. I knew he had my boat numbers so I stayed in the cove figuring the Sheriff would be there looking for me soon.....but the law never showed up. About 4 years after that happened I went on a service call to check out a Evinrude 90 that wouldn't start. Guess who it was? 😁 We ended up being business pals, he was always fixing up a boat of some sort. When he passed away his wife called me because he had TOD'd his boat to me, and she told me all kinds of horrible stories about him. He had apparently always hid money from her all their life together, and made it to where she didn't have a pot to piss in after he was gone. I sold the boat for 5k and gave her all but 100.00 of it. And she gave me the rusty old POS Model 94 .30-30 that he shot at me with. 😅 The tornado ate that sucker. It probably fell out of the sky into somebody's field somewhere because it was never found in the debris. Or maybe he spawned that twister just to suck up his old Winchester. RIP Ray, you old sonuvabitch! 🙂 mikeak, nomolites, ollie and 5 others 5 1 2
Gumboot Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 10 hours ago, fishinwrench said: Or to find out if heaven/hell is real. I came blasting into a NoWake cove once and shut it down just inside the bouys. No sooner than my boat leveled out a dude fired a round across my bow from his deck and started yelling at me. I jumped out on his dock and ran up to his house with the full intent of wrapping that rifle around his neck, and he ran inside and locked the door. On the way back down to his dock I grabbed a rock and threw it at his window, but missed and broke a glass patio table. I knew he had my boat numbers so I stayed in the cove figuring the Sheriff would be there looking for me soon.....but the law never showed up. About 4 years after that happened I went on a service call to check out a Evinrude 90 that wouldn't start. Guess who it was? 😁 We ended up being business pals, he was always fixing up a boat of some sort. When he passed away his wife called me because he had TOD'd his boat to me, and she told me all kinds of horrible stories about him. He had apparently always hid money from her all their life together, and made it to where she didn't have a pot to piss in after he was gone. I sold the boat for 5k and gave her all but 100.00 of it. And she gave me the rusty old POS Model 94 .30-30 that he shot at me with. 😅 The tornado ate that sucker. It probably fell out of the sky into somebody's field somewhere because it was never found in the debris. Or maybe he spawned that twister just to suck up his old Winchester. RIP Ray, you old sonuvabitch! 🙂 I think I have a fun and interesting life. It pales in comparison...
fishinwrench Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Gumboot said: I think I have a fun and interesting life. It pales in comparison... It's an odd heritage that everyone in my family has. My grandpa started it by shooting a Paris, Mo. water company employee for running his limb lines....and then they became great friends. Then my dad beat the hell out of a kid that had done my sister wrong and the kids dad tried to gun my dad down.....they eventually became good friends. A guy jumped off a hay truck with a knife on my brother and they became best buddies. If you wanna be friends with a Sims boy....just try to kill one of us! 😂 We'll just love ya for it. Daryk Campbell Sr 1
snagged in outlet 3 Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 1 hour ago, fishinwrench said: If you wanna be friends with a Sims boy....just try to kill one of us! 😂 We'll just love ya for it. Remind me to kick you in the nads when I meet you. If killing gets love I figure that'll just get me liked. Daryk Campbell Sr 1
fishinwrench Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 You might break your foot. 😁 Daryk Campbell Sr 1
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