Things Wrench is afraid of:

[BilletHead]

1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Whatever.   "Sorry ma, I can't get to town today....Nellie has explosive diarrhea and is running a fever".   

Nobody can get anything done if they're dependant on malnourished critters.  

        Some men are mean,

       Some men are bossy,

       If Wrench lived way back when,

       He would of fell in love with his big brown horsey.

[Flysmallie]

47 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Dude.....like you freely cavort with sharks, stingrays, crap like that 🙄

GTFOH! 😂

I was standing in the surf about nut deep last week and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Here comes the big long dark spot. I'm thinking to myself how many of these shark close encounters will I get before my luck runs out. I was just getting ready to poke at it with my rod when it turned. Dolphin!! It was a little guy but now I know why the fishing sucked. 

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5 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

I was standing in the surf about nut deep last week and saw something out of the corner of my eye. Here comes the big long dark spot. I'm thinking to myself how many of these shark close encounters will I get before my luck runs out. I was just getting ready to poke at it with my rod when it turned. Dolphin!! It was a little guy but now I know why the fishing sucked. 

I had a reef shark swim between me and the beach at dusk in the Bahamas.  I'll never get that deep under low light again...  About soiled myself.

[oneshot]

2 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Yep, when I really stop to think about it I'm afraid of alot of crap.   

I won't ride a horse.   Not AFRAID of horses, I enjoy petting one on the nose. I just kinda feel like they don't necessarily WANT me sitting on their back....so why force the issue.  I have my own legs so should use those instead of the horses legs.     Only a jackass rides another animal. What kinda power tripping $#!t is that anyway? 🙄 

People that ride other animals only do so because they are too stupid to build a machine to carry their lazy @$$.  

You don't see people strapping beavers to their canoes, and whipping them up a riffle !

I actually like Mules. I went for a Job one time. Guy asked if I could ride a horse? I’m thinking how hard can this be. Yelp!

They gave me a horse and I learned how to ride. Made whole $50 a week.

My Granddaughter has a horse but she don’t ride it like she should.

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[Flysmallie]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I had a reef shark swim between me and the beach at dusk in the Bahamas.  I'll never get that deep under low light again...  About soiled myself.

I've had two get within 10 feet of me. 5 to 6 footers. Both seemed just as scared as me but neither had to change their shorts after. 

I had another that I tried to get a camera in front of and it would just keep moving out further. Never would let me get very close. 

[jdmidwest]

I am on Wrench's side, I only ride things that you pour gas in.  Dam grass fed critters are too much maint. and tend to have a mind of their own. 

[oneshot]

16 hours ago, jdmidwest said:

I am on Wrench's side, I only ride things that you pour gas in.  Dam grass fed critters are too much maint. and tend to have a mind of their own. 

You have to feed them no matter what.

Me I’m strange I get attached. A horse over time have a close relationship.

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5 hours ago, oneshot said:

You have to feed them no matter what.

Me I’m strange I get attached. A horse over time have a close relationship.

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Sounds like kids😂

[fishinwrench]

On the roads that Amish travel, you'll see these lines of horse turds that go on for 100 feet or more.   Apparently they won't even let the animal stop to take a crap.....they gotta poop on the fly.  

It's like an obstacle course if you wanna keep the horse crap off your car.  If you're driving a loaner though it's fun to see if you can squash all the road apples.

[oneshot]

8 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

On the roads that Amish travel, you'll see these lines of horse turds that go on for 100 feet or more.   Apparently they won't even let the animal stop to take a crap.....they gotta poop on the fly.  

It's like an obstacle course if you wanna keep the horse crap off your car.  If you're driving a loaner though it's fun to see if you can squash all the road apples.

Also if you will notice the pavement is worn in the middle.

Also Horse Shoes are hard on fresh asfault. Plus Amish use metal wheels on their carriages and wagons.

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