What is trashy to do if your poor, but acceptable to do if your well off.

[FishnDave]

22 hours ago, patfish said:

When I was in H.S. a buddy of mine's GF passed out at his house.  No one knew what to do with her but she had to be home so we threw her in the car, drove to the nearest grocery.  Borrowed a cart and left her in that in her front yard before her curfew time.  

I bet that went over well for everyone. 😅  Sounds like a scene from the classic college frat movie "Animal House".

[Flysmallie]

On 8/19/2020 at 1:30 PM, ness said:

And you ought to be able to lighten up! See the smiley, you grumpy pain in the butt. 

Well you doned know'd that I is rarely serious about nothing. I add some smiles next time so you can keep up. 

[oneshot]

Had a woman I knew in a bar asked if I wanted to see a picture of her baby? Sure.

She showed it to me. I said that is one ugly baby did you ever figure out who the father is?

You know she never talked to me again.

oneshot

[Johnsfolly]

17 hours ago, FishnDave said:

I bet that went over well for everyone. 😅  Sounds like a scene from the classic college frat movie "Animal House".

That's what I thought when I read that post😉.

[oneshot 1]

Me and a friend was out Drinking. Picked up some women.

We needed to pee so we pulled into local park. The Toilets were locked so we decided to go by the car.

The women went to the front squatted down. Me I went up there just hung it out. One of the women says to me DO YOU MIND!!! Me I look over and said No I don't mind.

My Buddy was about to die laughing.

oneshot

[jdmidwest]

Driving along, minding my own business this weekend, 4 deputy cars and a Highway Patrol scream around me.  Short way ahead, HP goes screaming the other direction.  Others are out of cars on foot.  Then 2 drunks slapping it out on side of road.  Slam in reverse, back in to drive, pop a beer and watch.....

Went by this morning, the 2 were at it again in the yard.

[oneshot 1]

Went to the Drive In one New Years Eve with former Brother in Law. We was all drinking.

Brother in Law went to stab a Guy. I jump in take the Knife away from him gave it to my Ex. He gets it back away from her and goes to use it on me. I took it again, cut off half his ear and cheek. Finally get him in the car.

Take him to the Hospital get him sewed up. He gets sick in the back. Take car to the creek, let water run through cleaned it out. Drive him home asked him if he could make it in ok? Yea sure! Let him out and we left.

About daylight get a call from former Mother in Law. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUTTING MY BOY UP THEN DUPPING HIM IN THE YARD!

LOL ok Whatever!

oneshot