Why I Carry

[oneshot 1]

1 minute ago, fishinwrench said:

I feel that way about a lug wrench ?     

I couldn't change a Tire if I wanted. So have Road Service.

oneshot

[snagged in outlet 3]

Back in the 70's and 80's when I ran around all night partying I saw lots of fights and altercations.  Heck I haven't seen a fight in person in 25 years probably.  

[fishinwrench]

6 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Back in the 70's and 80's when I ran around all night partying I saw lots of fights and altercations.  Heck I haven't seen a fight in person in 25 years probably.  

If I could keep my smartassed mouth shut I could say the same.   But less than 45 minutes ago I had to dodge a bag of Potatoe Skins, and now it looks like I'm on my own for dinner.   🙄

[snagged in outlet 3]

2 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

If I could keep my smartassed mouth shut I could say the same.   But less than 45 minutes ago I had to dodge a bag of Potatoe Skins, and now it looks like I'm on my own for dinner.   🙄

You do this frequently.  Dumba$$!

[snagged in outlet 3]

I have a BB gun the laundry room.  Does that count as carrying??  I lost the can of BB's though.  I think they're under the washer but I don't care to look.

[fishinwrench]

5 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

You do this frequently.  Dumba$$!

Hey, she claims to appreciate honesty.      Busted that phuckin' myth, I did.  😂 

She'll get over it before her phone bill is due and her next order of ColorStreet nails gets placed.  

[MOPanfisher]

Women are never as appreciative of honesty as they claim.  I suspect you have some practice at dodging things thrown at you.  As Ron White said in one of his comedy routines, "I had the right to remain silent . . . but I didn't have the ability".

[Flysmallie]

58 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

I couldn't change a Tire if I wanted. So have Road Service.

oneshot

Then you have zero business carrying a gun on you. 

[oneshot 1]

25 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

Then you have zero business carrying a gun on you. 

Why I have use of one hand? And can shoot very well.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, MOPanfisher said:

 I suspect you have some practice at dodging things thrown at you.  As Ron White said in one of his comedy routines, "I had the right to remain silent . . . but I didn't have the ability".

Actually I don't.  Usually I just get one of those LOOKS when I say something she doesn't want to hear.  But this evening I was sore, tired, dirty, hungry, and was in no mood to drive 45 miles to save 10.00 on an item that could easily be ordered online.  The only inconvenience to HER was that she'd have it in a couple days instead of having it TONITE.       

Of course I recognized the REAL reason she wanted to do this was because we would pass 14 restaurants on the way, and she figured I'd stop at one of them.  But No, I wouldn't, because there was no time to bathe before we left, and I looked and smelled like a damp sweaty boat mechanic.   I might have hit a drive-thru and shoved a burger down my throat as I drove.... but I wasn't up for going in and having a sit down meal ANYWHERE.  

She says, "OMG you never wanna go anywhere"..... So I retaliated that remark with a truth bomb.  Told her that she was wrong, that I wanna go lots of places, but that in the entire time I've known her I have never forced or guilted her into going anywhere when she didn't want to.....So why was she always doing it to ME?   

And that's when the bag of Tater Skins narrowly missed my left ear.   😅   

That's fine.  I have this big yellow dog that loves it when I sleep on the couch with him.