Johnsfolly

Sounds like.a great time! Love that kind of topwater action.

A young couple were invited to a Halloween costume party. The young man was dressed and ready to go. However the woman had a headache and told him to go on the party and she would stay home. After a hour her headache was gone. So she got dressed and headed to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with several women. He was getting a little handsy and even getting kisses from his partners. Since he did not know what she was wearing, she decided to see how far he would go when she wasn't around. She easily cut in during the next dance. As before he was touching her all over and kissing her neck. She asked if he wanted more and he said yes. Since he was her husband she led him to a bedroom and they made passionate love. Afterwards she decided to leave the party to get home. She wanted to see what her husband would say when he got home. When he got there she asked if he enjoyed the party and if he danced at all or if the party got wild. No said her husband. I didn't dance at all. In fact I went into a backroom to play poker with Bob and Steve and a couple other guys. So I really can't say how good or wild the party was. I do know that the guy that I gave my costume to had a great night! 🤣

A young woman was waiting for the bus at a crowded bus stop. She was wearing a skin tight minidress. When the bus pulled up to the stop, she found that her dress was too tight and she could not lift her leg high enough to reach the step. She reached behind her and unzipped her dress a little to see if that would help. No she still could not reach the step. She unzipped a little more but again still not able to reach the step. Now she fully unzipped the zipper but again still could not reach the step. Suddenly the man behind her grabbed her around the waist and lifted her onto the bus steps. She was mortified and confronted the man. "How dare you touch me! I don't even know you!" The man replied, "Since you unzipped my zipper three times, I would have thought that we were friends!"🤣

We would love to have you out here. Just let us know when to expect you guys!

Last year they would grab the nearly ripened tomatoes and sit on the bird seed bench and eat them within sight of our kitchen😒. I haven't bought an airgun to shoot them. So I will have to talk with our neighbors to let us use the 22's this fall for population control.

These would be considered by ichthyologists as "super males" since they are so vibrant in their spawning colors. Learning about and catching these types of fish were the biggest reasons that got me into microfishing.

I understand the frustration. Especially on the skewed drive to fish ratio. You did catch some great looking rainbow darters! The SRB dace gets you one fish closer.

My dog loves nothing more than rolling in a pile of leaves. We call him Russell😅 Dad how much should I sell my dead batteries for? How about free of charge?!?🤣 Dad will there someday be restaurants on the moon? Yes the food might be good but they won't have any atmosphere. 🤣 Dad why can't I text when my fingers are cold?? Because you might have typothermia! 🤣

Maybe the squirrels will let have one or two of these guys.

Just to be transparent I fixed my darter id's for those that we caught in Kansas from the plateau to the plains orangethroat darters and had those id's confirmed. Tried from memory but saw my mistake and have now corrected it.

I could never afford to follow his foot steps. He travels for work and fishes as he travels. He once said that he spent nearly $20K to catch an atlantic salmon in Scotland. Also stated he could have done it cheaper in Canada, but wanted it done in Scotland. Sitting at 210 now and I do think that 400 to 500 species is possible in my lifetime.

Hey Mitch here's a nurse that you don't ness with.

I can easily get you on Redbreast sunfish. They are an abundant eastern US species. I still need the spotted and Northern. Will be working on spotted sunfish this year in SC, GA, and possibly FL.

Livie #70 Starhead topminnow (male - same fish in both photos; no pickerel caught)

Livie #69 Bantam sunfish So she has 12 of the 13 Lepomis species and just needs the Northern sunfish to complete slam! Took her all of 35 seconds to catch her first!

Livie #68 Knobfin sculpin, Bigmouthis eatseverything

@Sam Hargrove Congrats on getting the boys onto some trout! Looks like they had a great time! I took my family there on Saturday before we left Arkansas and headed back to Maryland. Such a great place for kids to fish.

My favorite trout river in Missouri is the Current River. Caught my first MO brown trout and my 300th MO brown trout in that river. So many memories over the years. Caught my first 20+ inch brown in this bluff hole on an emerald shiner Rapala taildancer bait. Caught my 300th brown trout fishing a hand painted Rapala F11 past that brush pile. Not a giant but a memorable milestone! Largest hatch I have ever encounter on the river.

I used to feel that I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure about that!🤣 One for @BilletHead After going bald I kept my comb. I just couldn't part with it! 🤣

Why is it that my wife is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters without asking.. But If I try on one of her dresses then "Now we need to talk!?! 🤣

John was a pharmacist in a small drug store but he was a poor salesman. Often he would not be able to find and sell what his client's needed. Peter the owner of the store noticed this and told John if he can not sell then the next customer would be his last! A man came in looking to John to provide him with something to stop his persistent cough. John could not find the cough syrup, but knowing that he could be fired he searched for another cure. He found and handed the gentleman a box of laxatives and told him to take them all at once. The customer did so and as he was walking down the street clutched his stomach and leaned against a pole. Peter asked John about the sale. John mentioned how he could not find the cough syrup and that he sold the man laxatives and told him to take them all at once. Peter was furious and told John that laxatives would not cure the man's cough. John said that they would stop a persistent cough. He pointed to the man against the pole and said "Look he is afraid to cough!"🤣

I'll have to ruminate on that some more 😅. Also I have the MD mystery fish in a bottle. Maybe something that I have caught already like a fallfish or common shiner.

I would love the opportunity to check that theory out with you some time Jeff. Just have to get out your way first.

So sorry to hear about your loss. I cannot imagine what you and your wife have been going through. Our prayers go out to you and your family. I hope that you do get a big redfish and continue your healing process.

Had a possible female rainbow darter, but just can't tell from our photos - leaving it off the list. Also have the following Notropis species to id before adding it to the list.