Just funny stuff

[liphunter]

For the more mature folks.

 

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1 hour ago, liphunter said:

For the more mature folks.

You mean “olds”. 😂

[Johnsfolly]

Little Johnny came home from Sunday school with a black eye. His dad sees his eye and says "How many times do I have to tell you to not get in fights at church?"

"I didn't  get in a fight" says Johnny. "When we were done praying, we all stood up. Mrs. Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack and I pulled it out. She screamed at me, slapped me, and told me to never do that again."

The next Sunday Johhny's other eye was black and blue. His dad asked if got in a fight again. "No. As we all stood up after our prayers, Mrs Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack again. Louie reached over and pulled it out. I told him that Mrs Adam's  doesn't  like that and stuffed it back in!" 🤣

 

[Johnsfolly]

The manager of a all woman gym and spa called the police. Two male officers arrived on the scene. The manager said that she found a peep hole in the broom closet that looks into the changing room. She was horrified that someone could be watching the ladies dress and undress. The one officer said that they should be able to find the perpetrator. The manager asked about what they would do about the hole. The other officer said "Don't  worry ma'am, we will be looking into it."🤣

[Johnsfolly]

I put together a play list for when we go hiking. It has songs from Peanuts, the Cranberries and Eminen. I call it my trail mix🤣!

[Johnsfolly]

A woman goes into the kitchen and sees her husband stalking flies with a flyswatter. She asks the great fly hunter how is is doing and if he has killed any flies. "Yes three males and two female flies so far", he replied. She asks how he knows the flies genders. " Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone."🤣

[Mitch f]

A ground hog taunting a pit bull by eating a pizza…you don’t see that everday! 😂

[FishnDave]

I thought this was a pretty awesome take on the famous Beatles album cover:

[liphunter]

[Mitch f]

For @Johnsfolly

😂