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22 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

he absolutely puts the beat-down clobbering on me

He does that pretty much to all of us๐Ÿ˜…

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.75 and deer nuts are just under a buck๐Ÿคฃ!

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

ย ย  If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

ย  ย  " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

ย  ย  ย  ย ย  "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

ย  ย  " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

ย  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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As I have grown older, I remember all of the people that were lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice ๐Ÿคฃ

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can'tย  cut me down." The tree exclaims. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue!"๐Ÿคฃ

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I just entered what I ate today into my food app. It just had an ambulance sent to my house!๐Ÿคฃ

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day!๐Ÿคฃ

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Got my annual physical today - Doc gave me another year.ย  Which reminds me of an old Henny Youngman joke:

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

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