Just funny stuff

[Quillback]

51 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

Bravo!

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

33 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Classic Dad parenting😉!

[Johnsfolly]

So true 🤣

[DADAKOTA]

Typically it is Hold my beer and watch this....

[awhuber]

I saw a homeless man near Walmart today & I asked him if I gave you $20 would you buy booze?

He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he stopped fishing 5 years ago.

So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home and get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.

He asked me won't your wife get mad? I said it didn't matter.

I just want her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & fishing!

[Johnsfolly]

Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am... As an Electrician 🤣

There is a new trend in our office with folks giving pet names to their food. I saw it today as I was eating a sandwich named Kevin 🤣

 

[Johnsfolly]

A woman goes into the local newspaper to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The editor informed her that there is a $50 charge per word. She pauses, and then says let it say "Bob Smith died." Amused at her thrift the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries. Again she thinks for a moment and says "In that case, let it say Bob Smith died. Fishing boat for Sale!"🤣

[Johnsfolly]

Tthis was my duaghter's BDay card. So I don't just punish OAF with Dad jokes🤣

[Johnsfolly]

The rumor is that my boss is going to fire the person with the worst posture.

I have a hunch that it might be me!🤣