Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

I don't advocate drinking, but thought this was very funny!

[Johnsfolly]

Reminds me of the phrase "If you ain't the lead dog the view is the same!" How many more times will this kid go out for a bike ride?🤣

[Johnsfolly]

This is probably in the thread already but I saw it on an old text thread from my son. Makes a father proud 😁!

 

What is the difference between an elephant and a Zippo?

One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter🤣

I definitely know that I posted this one before but it's one of Livie's  favorites.

What is the difference between a walrus and your mother?

One has a mustache, lays around, and smells like fish. The other is a walrus!🤣

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https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdyDJoUAeKb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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I’m not saying my ex wife was heavy, it just took my memory foam mattress a lot longer to forget her than I did.  

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

2 hours ago, Quillback said:

That's a great guide!

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On 5/19/2022 at 11:51 AM, Johnsfolly said:

Reminds me of the phrase "If you ain't the lead dog the view is the same!" How many more times will this kid go out for a bike ride?🤣

I see this on the Katy trail all the time.   Even if it’s dry the poor kids are eating chat dust.   

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Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is a tank of gas and 2 sheets of plywood.   

[Daryk Campbell Sr]