Just funny stuff

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Are you drunk again??😄

Are you watching "2girls 1cup" AGAIN ?

[Johnsfolly]

"Dad I have been dating Barbara our neighbor's daughter and I am falling in love with her."

"No! You can't date her. Don't tell anyone this, especially your mother, but Barbara is your sister!"

The son is heartborken, but breaks up with Barbara. A couple months later:

"Dad, I have been dating Angela, the girl down the street and we are in love! Aren't you happy for us?"

"Son not sure how to say this, but you can't date Angela either. She is also your sister!"

This happens a couple of more times. Finally the dejected son is talking to his mom. 

"Son why are you so sad?" "Well dad has been sleeping with the neighbors all over the neighborhood and all the girls that I really like are my sister!"

"Don't feel so bad son. You can date any girl that you like in the neighborhood. He is not your dad!" 🤣

[Johnsfolly]

So I won $1 million in the lottery!

I immediately gave a quarter of it to charity and put $999,999.75 in the bank!🤣

[Johnsfolly]

My wife and I went to a popular restaurant that we hadn't been to in a while. The host said, "I'm sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?"

I looked at my wife and we both agreed that wouldn't be a problem.

"Great! Now take these drinks to table 7!"🤣

[snagged in outlet 3]

4 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Are you watching "2girls 1cup" AGAIN ?

I had to google that dude......  You are sick

[fishinwrench]

50 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I had to google that dude......  You are sick

Oh I'm not into it, but don't you think it's best to be aware of what all kinds of people are out there?   Besides, it's YOU that is walking around sticking your finger in your butt and then smelling it.  😂

My mom used to tell me some REAL horror stories from the State Hospital, and after she knew you had fully processed one of these tales, she'd say......"Just remember, we only have a small percentage of these types locked up.  The rest of them are out there walking among us".   😳 

 

There's a dude there that actually is aire to the land that Six Flags is on.  Rich as all hell......but one crazy mo-fo!      If you knew about some of the crap he has done, you'd freak.   

[snagged in outlet 3]

11 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Besides, it's YOU that is walking around sticking your finger in your butt and then smelling it.  😂

Read this carefully.   It says"you" not "I".

If you scratch your butt and don’t smell anything on your fingers do you have Covid or just a really clean butt??

[snagged in outlet 3]

12 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

My mom used to tell me some REAL horror stories from the State Hospital, and after she knew you had fully processed one of these tales, she'd say......"Just remember, we only have a small percentage of these types locked up.  The rest of them are out there walking among us".   😳 

 

There's a dude there that actually is aire to the land that Six Flags is on.  Rich as all hell......but one crazy mo-fo!      If you knew about some of the crap he has done, you'd freak. 

Windyville gave us a look into these crazos.  That's why they'll never get my guns....

[fishinwrench]

5 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Read this carefully.   It says"you" not "I".

If you scratch your butt and don’t smell anything on your fingers do you have Covid or just a really clean butt??

Yeah I know.   That's like my daughter asking..... "if SOMEONE flushed a toothbrush down the toilet, what would happen?".   🙄

[fishinwrench]

7 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Windyville gave us a look into these crazos.  That's why they'll never get my guns....

They'll never get THEIRS either.   

Matter of fact..... they'll get YOURS before they get THEIRS.