fishinwrench Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said: Are you drunk again??😄 Are you watching "2girls 1cup" AGAIN ? fshndoug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 "Dad I have been dating Barbara our neighbor's daughter and I am falling in love with her." "No! You can't date her. Don't tell anyone this, especially your mother, but Barbara is your sister!" The son is heartborken, but breaks up with Barbara. A couple months later: "Dad, I have been dating Angela, the girl down the street and we are in love! Aren't you happy for us?" "Son not sure how to say this, but you can't date Angela either. She is also your sister!" This happens a couple of more times. Finally the dejected son is talking to his mom. "Son why are you so sad?" "Well dad has been sleeping with the neighbors all over the neighborhood and all the girls that I really like are my sister!" "Don't feel so bad son. You can date any girl that you like in the neighborhood. He is not your dad!" 🤣 Deadstream and Daryk Campbell Sr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 So I won $1 million in the lottery! I immediately gave a quarter of it to charity and put $999,999.75 in the bank!🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr and FishnDave 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 My wife and I went to a popular restaurant that we hadn't been to in a while. The host said, "I'm sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?" I looked at my wife and we both agreed that wouldn't be a problem. "Great! Now take these drinks to table 7!"🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 hours ago, fishinwrench said: Are you watching "2girls 1cup" AGAIN ? I had to google that dude...... You are sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 50 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said: I had to google that dude...... You are sick Oh I'm not into it, but don't you think it's best to be aware of what all kinds of people are out there? Besides, it's YOU that is walking around sticking your finger in your butt and then smelling it. 😂 My mom used to tell me some REAL horror stories from the State Hospital, and after she knew you had fully processed one of these tales, she'd say......"Just remember, we only have a small percentage of these types locked up. The rest of them are out there walking among us". 😳 There's a dude there that actually is aire to the land that Six Flags is on. Rich as all hell......but one crazy mo-fo! If you knew about some of the crap he has done, you'd freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, fishinwrench said: Besides, it's YOU that is walking around sticking your finger in your butt and then smelling it. 😂 Read this carefully. It says"you" not "I". If you scratch your butt and don’t smell anything on your fingers do you have Covid or just a really clean butt?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 12 minutes ago, fishinwrench said: My mom used to tell me some REAL horror stories from the State Hospital, and after she knew you had fully processed one of these tales, she'd say......"Just remember, we only have a small percentage of these types locked up. The rest of them are out there walking among us". 😳 There's a dude there that actually is aire to the land that Six Flags is on. Rich as all hell......but one crazy mo-fo! If you knew about some of the crap he has done, you'd freak. Windyville gave us a look into these crazos. That's why they'll never get my guns.... fishinwrench 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said: Read this carefully. It says"you" not "I". If you scratch your butt and don’t smell anything on your fingers do you have Covid or just a really clean butt?? Yeah I know. That's like my daughter asking..... "if SOMEONE flushed a toothbrush down the toilet, what would happen?". 🙄 awhuber and Daryk Campbell Sr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said: Windyville gave us a look into these crazos. That's why they'll never get my guns.... They'll never get THEIRS either. Matter of fact..... they'll get YOURS before they get THEIRS. snagged in outlet 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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