Just funny stuff

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

4 hours ago, BilletHead said:

               I knew I would eventually find our man @Johnsfolly YouTube channel.  Here he is micro fishing!

 

You know that those sculpin put up a fight😆

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

I asked a supermarket employee where they kept the tinned peaches. He replied, "I'll see" and walked away.

 

After a minute went by I asked another employee the same question, and she said, "I'll see" and walked away.

 

In the end I found them myself, on Aisle C.

[BilletHead]

49 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

You know that those sculpin put up a fight😆

            I really don't know why you, @Ham or @FishnDave do not have a blog or you tube channel. 

[FishnDave]

17 hours ago, BilletHead said:

            I really don't know why you, @Ham or @FishnDave do not have a blog or you tube channel. 

I still maintain a blog (not sure for how much longer), and I still put my fishing pics on Instagram.  Both serve to help me remember what happened and when. 

https://fishndave.blogspot.com/

https://www.instagram.com/fishndave68/

[BilletHead]

          Thanks Dave! 

    Have another place to visit now from time to time. 

 

[Johnsfolly]

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her son. He has been begging to go fishing, so she thought to get him the equipment that he needs. She goes to the rack of poles and not knowing what she is looking for she grabs one that looks nice to her. She brings it up to the counter and sees that the clerk has dark glasses. She asks that man if he would be able to help her determine if the rod she has selected would be good for her son in learning to fish. The clerk tells her that he is completely blind, but if she could drop the rod/reel onto the counter he can help her by identifying the rod by the sound it will make. Incredulous that he would be able to know what rod and reel combo she has just by hearing it land on the counter, she reluctantly drops it on the counter.

The clerk responds, "You have selected a Shakespeare 6 ft Med action Ugly stick with a Zebco 33 spincast reel with 8 lb monofilament line. It's on sale for $40. Your son should be able to catch a variety of sunfish, bass, and catfish with that combo rod and reel." The woman says she will buy the rod and reel and as she was pulling out her credit card it fell to the floor. The clerk says, "I hear that you'll be paying with a Mastercard." She bends over and accidently farts while picking up her card. She figured that the clerk would not be able to figure out it was her with all of the customers in the store and she hand him her card. The clerk says," That will be $54.50." "You told me that the rod/reel was only $40. So why is my total now $54.50?" The clerk reponds, "The rod and reel is only $40, but the duck call costs $11 and the skunk cover scent spray is another $3.50."🤣

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

2 hours ago, Quillback said:

I had a chance to go to a conference in Dublin at the end of Apr/beginning of May but conflicted with an FDA visit at our lab the 4th of May. So stuck in MD and not in. Pub in Dublin drinking a Guiness. Or fishing for bream.

[Quillback]

33 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

I had a chance to go to a conference in Dublin at the end of Apr/beginning of May but conflicted with an FDA visit at our lab the 4th of May. So stuck in MD and not in. Pub in Dublin drinking a Guiness. Or fishing for bream.

Atlantic salmon - do they run up any of the rivers in Ireland.  

I have actually caught one.  Caught it in the Skykomish river while steelhead fishing.  It was a net pin escapee, all of it's fins were worn down, it weighed 4 lbs. or so, but no fight.