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Does IRS still have enough people to carry out an audit?

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57 minutes ago, tjm said:

Does IRS still have enough people to carry out an audit?

Carrying out an audit is no problem at all for IRS employees.......But keeping track of their relatives birthdays, and acknowledging that many of them are dead seems to be impossible to grasp.

 

It appears that the best way to leave your kids a fortune is NOT through building wealth and leaving any property, inheritance, insurance policy, ect......that requires the official filing of a death certificate...... 

The BEST WAY is to die owning NOTHING but a lawnmower and some hand tools. 👍

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Saw Larry Miller in the HBO One Night Stand comedy series and also in a club down in FL in the 90s. Still funny today😂

 

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48 minutes ago, Hawg said:

 

I was at the local gas station once, and a lady came in saying that the nozzle wouldn't fit in the "fuel fill" of her boat.   The attendant directed her to me, saying "That guy right there works on boats, ask him".   

I walked out there to see what the issue was......and she was trying to put the fuel nozzle into the Navigation light socket.   

Good thing it didn't fit !!!!   

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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8 hours ago, Hawg said:

Oh, my nothing funny about that. Could have been a real disaster.  The clueless walk amongst us. Be vigilant, educate and help them if it is safe. Some think they know it all and just run for your life! 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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On 5/1/2025 at 7:07 AM, BilletHead said:

Oh, my nothing funny about that. Could have been a real disaster.  The clueless walk amongst us. Be vigilant, educate and help them if it is safe. Some think they know it all and just run for your life! 

70+ percent of people who own boats should not.  Rarely do they know anything about them or how to properly drive them.

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