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9 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Just dump boiling water on it😂

I had to replace the windshield on my Suburban when I still had it. Caught a rock from.a dumptruck.

  My auto glass dude is cool as hell.....Comes to the house to do it, is very reasonable on price, and brings hotwings everytime he comes.   

Everytime I look out and see ice covering the windows on the vehicle, I just tell my wife "Phuck this! Call Ralph".  

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Due to a large new construction project, Ludwig Von Beethoven’s grave had to be moved. As they were digging down to reach the casket, they heard scratching noises...the closer they got to the casket, the scratching noises got louder. When they reached the casket, they were so curious about the scratching noises, which were very loud now. They opened it up and found a long haired skeleton with a huge eraser and rolls upon rolls of written music that he was erasing. They asked him what on earth he was doing??

Beethoven raised his head and said....

”I’m decomposing”

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

Posted
56 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

Due to a large new construction project, Ludwig Von Beethoven’s grave had to be moved. As they were digging down to reach the casket, they heard scratching noises...the closer they got to the casket, the scratching noises got louder. When they reached the casket, they were so curious about the scratching noises, which were very loud now. They opened it up and found a long haired skeleton with a huge eraser and rolls upon rolls of written music that he was erasing. They asked him what on earth he was doing??

Beethoven raised his head and said....

”I’m decomposing”

Did @Johnsfollytell you that 😂

Posted
34 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Did @Johnsfollytell you that 😂

No I didn't cause you know that I would have posted it myself 🤣

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