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From my daughter who is 11, 

Dont trust Atoms, they make up every thing. 

Have you heard of the mathematician who hates negative numbers?  He'll stop at NOTHING to avoid them.  

 

I broke my umbrella in half today.  But it's ok, there's only a 50% chance of rain.  

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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4 minutes ago, Daryk Campbell Sr said:

From my daughter who is 11, 

Dont trust Atoms, they make up every thing. 

Have you heard of the mathematician who hates negative numbers?  He'll stop at NOTHING to avoid them.  

 

I broke my umbrella in half today.  But it's ok, there's only a 50% chance of rain.  

I like those! You can tell her the one about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil (or not).

I can't dance like I used to.

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On 3/23/2021 at 8:39 PM, Johnsfolly said:

Certainly a well thought out plan 🤣🤣

Any Redneck knows this would work. Wonder if it would burn?

Had the WOW factor going.

oneshot 

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