Just funny stuff

[BilletHead]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I can’t stand doll eyes.  My sons mother in law makes dolls.  Her whole living room is loaded with them.  We went there for some event and I’ve never looked at her the same again.  Freaking nightmare fuel!!!

[snagged in outlet 3]

Why do you have to do that?  

[BilletHead]

4 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Why do you have to do that?  

            Because I enjoy making you smile or cringe depending on how I feel at the time

[Mitch f]

19 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Why do you have to do that?  

 

19 hours ago, BilletHead said:

            Because I enjoy making you smile or cringe depending on how I feel at the time

A Shark’s got lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes 😂

[Johnsfolly]

6 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

 

A Shark’s got lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes 😂

So do alligators (during the day at least 😉). Seems like they have two thoughts: can I eat you or are you bigger than me where you could eat me.

[Quillback]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars" the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."

[snagged in outlet 3]

On 10/19/2021 at 2:28 PM, netboy said:

 

[fishinwrench]

On 10/19/2021 at 5:22 PM, BilletHead said:

            Because I enjoy making you smile or cringe depending on how I feel at the time

Snagged's fear of squirrels is not without merit.  They truly are out to get him.  I witnessed it yesterday, he had his back turned and one was undeniably stalking him.   

Had I not been there to stomp my foot....it probably would have gotten ugly. 😦

[BilletHead]

8 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Snagged's fear of squirrels is not without merit.  They truly are out to get him.  I witnessed it yesterday, he had his back turned and one was undeniably stalking him.   

Had I not been there to stomp my foot....it probably would have gotten ugly. 😦

                   Maybe he looks like a nut?, Acts like a nut? You know the old saying if it acts like a duck .

I can understand why maybe they like him!

[snagged in outlet 3]

56 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Snagged's fear of squirrels is not without merit.  They truly are out to get him.  I witnessed it yesterday, he had his back turned and one was undeniably stalking him.   

Had I not been there to stomp my foot....it probably would have gotten ugly. 😦

It was waiting for me when I got to my truck.   Waders still stink.