Just funny stuff

[fishinwrench]

A friend of ours that owns another marina has a 22 year old son with downs syndrome.  He's a great kid although he can't communicate worth a darn......but man that boy can cuss a blue streak !

Isn't that odd?  

[snagged in outlet 3]

She was cutting loose and I couldn’t stop laughing.  I see her point though.  96 and I’m going to an oral surgeon.  Not happenin!!!

[Flysmallie]

20 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

She was cutting loose and I couldn’t stop laughing.  I see her point though.  96 and I’m going to an oral surgeon.  Not happenin!!!

You would be surprised how many they see that are around that age. Most are either teens or older folks. I get to hear about them everyday when the wife gets home. (whether I want to or not)

[snagged in outlet 3]

23 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

You would be surprised how many they see that are around that age. Most are either teens or older folks. I get to hear about them everyday when the wife gets home. (whether I want to or not)

Your wife is an oral surgeon?

[Flysmallie]

16 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Your wife is an oral surgeon?

I wish!!

Not she's a surgical assistant for some oral surgeons. But they also put people's faces back together after accidents, fights, etc. When she starts talking about breaking jaws or peeling faces back I leave. 

[Gavin]

Oral surgeons do pretty well. Talked to one last week who was buying a turbine engine helicopter to fly to his lake house.

[fishinwrench]

10 hours ago, Gavin said:

Oral surgeons do pretty well. Talked to one last week who was buying a turbine engine helicopter to fly to his lake house.

Probably bought it to fly to Epstein's island.....but now that that's out, the lake house will have to do.  😆

[Mitch f]

8 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Probably bought it to fly to Epstein's island.....but now that that's out, the lake house will have to do.  😆

The lodge we used to fish at in Canada had a cabin that always seemed vacant. I enquired about the cabin and the lodge owner told me “That’s Doctor “Jones” cabin...he rents it all year and is flying in this week with his helicopter to fish”

I got to meet the Dr. Jones one evening at the camp. He explained that he invented a portable drug testing kit for police officers to use for the guys they suspect of being under the influence.

He said a Japanese firm offered to buy his company and he told them “You don’t have enough money!” And then he said “guess what? I was Wrong!”

 

[Mitch f]

Babylon Bee internet gold

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-unaware-that-movie-will-answer-all-her-questions-if-she-just-pays-attention

[ness]

Ok, this one cracked me up. Out for dinner, checked the phone...

I may have a new name for my home WiFi network😁