Just funny stuff

[Mitch f]

10 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

It would be, if it wasn't a reality.   When 30.00/hr. isn't enough motivation to show up and get a little dirty I'm absolutely at a loss for words.  

Hey, it’s a tough world with peanut allergies, lactose intolerance, and the like. 

[fishinwrench]

I bet you didn't know that I have a 22y/o step son.   I don't talk about him much. Guess why?

Lawn mowers, weed eaters, shovels, and rakes all give him crippling anxiety.  Alarm clocks are a form of molestation and torture, because the time to wake up is when your body does it on its own. The only way to dispose of a paycheck, or a gift of cash, is to get another tattoo or piercing.  

I kicked him out at age 17 so he moved in with his grandparents, they gave him a car, he wrecked it and quit school halfway through his senior year. They bought him another car.....he ran it out of oil and blew the engine so they bought him another one.  They allowed him to move in his girlfriend.....who had a warrant.....and when she got thrown in jail they bailed her out.  The lovely couples way of saying "thanks" was to immediately become pregnant, and wreck the grandparents car.   They gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, and I thought.... Well, MAYBE this will force them into reality.   Nope, just forced them into experimenting with methamphetamine and getting more tattoos.  Then one night the girlfriend decides she's breaking up with him.  Suddenly he's distraught that he may never see his baby again....and threatens suicide, gets a mental evaluation and the result was that HE IS FINE.   So the girlfriend and baby come back to love him again.   Grandpa finally puts his foot down, kicks them out, and apologizes to me for thinking I was a heartless jerk for kicking him out in the first place. 

They are currently living with his real father in Arkansas, supposedly running a, most likely unlicensed, daycare.  Which allows them just enough money every 2 weeks for each of them to get another tattoo.    

And there you have it. 🤔 

Whenever his name is mentioned.....I leave the room.

[ColdWaterFshr]

 

[Mitch f]

Good for him...stick it to CNN, Twitter, Washington Post! Keep going!!

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/media/washington-post-settles-nicholas-sandmann-defamation-lawsuit-in-covington-catholic-high-school-controversy

[Quillback]

Pulled from BBC:

 

 

[Quillback]

My apologies for the image, but it is the thought that counts.  😁

[ColdWaterFshr]

1 hour ago, Mitch f said:

Good for him...stick it to CNN, Twitter, Washington Post! Keep going!!

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/media/washington-post-settles-nicholas-sandmann-defamation-lawsuit-in-covington-catholic-high-school-controversy

Hey what’s the funny part of this?  Wrong thread dude!🤣

The millennial video you posted earlier WAS funny, but isn’t it ironic this kid is the very definition of a millennial?  Mommy and daddy sued on his behalf, because he was just a kid and therefore a victim and now raking in millions for staring down a Native American Vietnam vet.   Good for him, he should be so proud.  I say make him the new poster child of entitlement and victimization!

Did you see the interview with the lady where he is back on the Lincoln Memorial steps, all pouty faced and saying he was just a kid?    Again the irony, the Vietnam vet was just a kid when he went to war for our country..... no millions for him.

sorry to point this out in the funnies section, but I didn’t bring this doo doo here.  Can’t even make innocent fun of Trump without retaliation.🤣 And that’s fine.  

[Mitch f]

34 minutes ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

Mommy and daddy sued on his behalf, because he was just a kid and therefore a victim and now raking in millions for staring down a Native American Vietnam vet.   

 

Man, if only the vet was a tranny he would have all the bases covered....
Not a Vietnam vet, and he, approached the kid...strike 2.

Anyway, always blame the kid with the MAGA hat, before you know the real story. 
😂

now for something funny, so I won’t ruin the great ones thread!😂

”I would love to make a belt made out of watches, but it would be a waist of time”

😂

[ColdWaterFshr]

1 hour ago, Mitch f said:
Not a Vietnam vet, and he, approached the kid...

Alright, I got it wrong. He was with a group demonstrating on behalf of Native American vets.  

That smirk on his face with his friends cheering him on and doing tomahawk chops and chanting “build the wall“ while wearing maga hats. Nice.  Private school brats.  My daddy’s gonna sue. 

Did your notice how nervous he looked walking the steps in the other interview?  🤣🤣. Maybe an act, maybe not.  Either way, this “kid” is a punk and his parents are even worse.

[Johnsfolly]

Some dark humor.