If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It probably Is

[oneshot]

Have talked over do some work me and my wife use to do. We both decided we're too old and my health couldn't handle it.

Then get an offer from this Guy saying he would pay double the going wages. Thought dang this sounds good, pay some Bills off and the House.

Told my wife I still didn't know considering my health. Got to talking with others about this Guy . Found he is not good to work for and there is a chance I could get killed or kill others. Or I could find myself in Prison.

Told my wife all in all it is just not worth it.

oneshot

[cmoore03]

Hell Oneshot, I had no idea the CIA was hiring in your neck of the woods. The chance of moving to the "Marble Orchard" or a stint behind bars is not worth a few extra dollars.

[Terrierman]

What?  You want to live forever or something?  Sounds like a good way to break the boredom.

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4 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

What?  You want to live forever or something?  Sounds like a good way to break the boredom.

You're retired.  Maybe a little side work for beer money.

[fishinwrench]

I have pretty much decided that if it ever looks like I might have to go to an old folks home I'd rather go to prison.  I'd much rather die among a bunch of rowdy outlaws than a bunch of bible thumping droolers talking repeatedly about all the gardens they've had.    

[snagged in outlet 3]

I'll pass on prison.

[Quillback]

My druthers would be to pass on prison AND the old folks home.  

[fishinwrench]

I feel like I could add something meaningful to a prison population.   😀

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2 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I feel like I could add something meaningful to a prison population.   😀

Wouldn't take much.....Just sayin

[Flysmallie]

20 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I feel like I could add something meaningful to a prison population.   😀

Wrench's Prison Dating Service?