Stay at Home Rules for Gentlemen

[rps]

I have been advised by a friend to remain civilized while staying at home. He advises I get out of my pajamas every day. He insists I must shower and shave at least four times a week. He points out that video games do not keep one fit. Finally, he reminded me that day drinking is a no no. Gentlemen wait until 5 PM, he said.

He did admit he was living on GMT.

[MOPanfisher]

Pajamas, that means I would have to have pants of some sort on first!  I have been growing a Viral Goatee, but shaving around the edges but only maybe once a week.  Showering I do every couple days because I have to bribe my wife to help me.

[snagged in outlet 3]

14 minutes ago, rps said:

I have been advised by a friend to remain civilized while staying at home. He advises I get out of my pajamas every day. He insists I must shower and shave at least four times a week. He points out that video games do not keep one fit. Finally, he reminded me that day drinking is a no no. Gentlemen wait until 5 PM, he said.

He did admit he was living on GMT.

I've been working from home for two plus weeks.  I get ready just like I'm going to work except I wait until after I work out.  Two workouts a day twice a week, otherwise daily.  Cardio like bike riding or tread mill everyday.  I love it!!  Can't let yourself fall apart because it's on when this is over!!!!  I did the same thing when I worked in an office this just makes it more convenient.  

[Terrierman]

The silver lining for these times is how much my gentlemanly lifestyle has been normalized.

[snagged in outlet 3]

I hope they realize a lot of business can get done without going to an office.  All of my kids, family and friends are working from home.  All my neighbors too.  Saves a lot of fuel, office space and utilities.  Plus!   No transfer of flu or colds.  

[Mitch f]

2 hours ago, rps said:

I have been advised by a friend to remain civilized while staying at home. He advises I get out of my pajamas every day. He insists I must shower and shave at least four times a week. He points out that video games do not keep one fit. Finally, he reminded me that day drinking is a no no. Gentlemen wait until 5 PM, he said.

He did admit he was living on GMT.

Is “He” actually your wife? 😜

[tjm]

What will become of all those empty office buildings when this is over and the distance working has become the norm? Turn them into housing? 

[fishinwrench]

13 hours ago, tjm said:

What will become of all those empty office buildings when this is over and the distance working has become the norm? Turn them into housing? 

Turn them into clinics and health care centers in preparation for the NEXT time some hotshot biologist allows his attic experiment to slip out of his hands. 

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37 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Turn them into clinics and health care centers in preparation for the NEXT time some hotshot biologist allows his attic experiment to slip out of his hands. 

Several top Epidemiologists have disputed that over and over again.  They all say we are smart enough and we definitely aren't smarter than mother nature.  

[Jerry Rapp]

54 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Turn them into clinics and health care centers in preparation for the NEXT time some hotshot biologist allows his attic experiment to slip out of his hands. 

they would last at the most 2 years.  Politicians would see all that money being wasted maintaining those facilities and redirect it to "impotent" stuff, like their salaries.