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39 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Why can a Squirrel come down a tree Head first but a Cat can't?

oneshot

          A squirrel can rotate its feet 180 degrees. It can dig its claws in and hang upside down. If you could do this your feet could turn around backwards.

  BilletHead

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
Just now, laker67 said:

cats weren't born in trees.

                 Don't know if I should like or laugh.  :)

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted

A buddy of mine had a pet Red Squirrel that they kept in the house.  They trimmed his toenails and figured that he wouldn't be able to climb a tree until his toenails grew back.   They were wrong.   Not only could he climb a tree, he could climb telephone poles and tightrope walk a clothesline.  

Posted
5 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

A buddy of mine had a pet Red Squirrel that they kept in the house.  They trimmed his toenails and figured that he wouldn't be able to climb a tree until his toenails grew back.   They were wrong.   Not only could he climb a tree, he could climb telephone poles and tightrope walk a clothesline.  

Evil!!!

Posted
1 minute ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Evil!!!

It was kinda stupid for real.  His wife fed it with a bottle and the whole 9 yards.     The Squirrel would lay on top of the TV because it was warm.   They had a house fire that started at a water heater in the bathroom, and the first thing they were concerned about was getting the Squirrel out of the house.  🙄

Posted
1 minute ago, fishinwrench said:

It was kinda stupid for real.  His wife fed it with a bottle and the whole 9 yards.     The Squirrel would lay on top of the TV because it was warm.   They had a house fire that started at a water heater in the bathroom, and the first thing they were concerned about was getting the Squirrel out of the house.  🙄

My brother had one.  I don’t like to think about it though.  😬

Posted

I was recently talking to a guy who's very in-the-know on squirrels and squirrel-proof feeders.

It seems the Chinese have recruited a bunch of American squirrels to help in the design of squirrel-proof feeders that are made in China and sold to unsuspecting Americans. The squirrels are given an unlimited supply of acorns and year around climate-controlled quarters if they agree to share their bird-feeder-busting secrets. He showed me a secretly-recorded cell phone video of one of their design meetings. I can only say that it's chilling. They will stop at nothing to destroy the USA!

I believe we should thank patriots like @BilletHead , @Johnsfolly, @ColdWaterFshr, @Gavin, @ness'lady, @Daryk Campbell Sr, @oneshot,  and @oneshot 1for helping to defeat these bushy-tailed, bird seed-gorging rodent traitors!

God bless America!

 

John

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