Spring Forward

[MOPanfisher]

17 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Why go through my Work History? I started working when I was 13 doing Farm work and putting up Hay.16 worked Restaurant.17 worked the Winter as a Cowboy. Then worked Construction and MFA Feed Mill. 18 went to work for Butternut Bread, worked there until I was 30. Worked a Summer as Meat Cutter. Then drove a year for JB Hunt. Then worked as a Press Operator until the place shut down couple years later. Then worked 6 years as a Seedsman for MFA. Then worked as a Meat Cutter for Tysons until I couldn't because of my bad Leg.

Had many mess around Jobs Grave Digger, Handyman, Trapper.

17 got married. Bought my first farm at 19.

Back when I was young it was Standard Time year round. Get up at 2AM in Summer to wash up and eat to be out a daylight. 

oneshot

Ah heck if we didn't pick ya we would have to pick on someone like Fishinwrench.

[oneshot]

3 hours ago, Terrierman said:

Tell us about the time you were a sailor on the Great Lakes and caused the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and was the sole survivor but nobody knows because your wife won't let you talk about it.

Never been on them been by them but not on them.

My wife don’t care. Now my Ex different story. Told her about Tijuana. Me and her Aunt was talking about it my Ex was kicking me under the table. I said what’s that for? I thought you was lying!

My wife I told here it would take all day to walk Main Street in my Home Town. She says it isn’t that big? 
 

We went to town I visited with people I knew. We didn’t get all the way into town I got pulled over by the Law, he hollers for me to come back to the car. I get back she asked what I did? Nothing he just invited us over for Supper.

Was at a 4 Way. Black woman across runs over gives me a big hug and kiss. My wife is she kin? No just a friend. LOL

oneshot

[oneshot]

1 minute ago, MOPanfisher said:

Ah heck if we didn't pick ya we would have to pick on someone like Fishinwrench.

Yea that is problem with them do do eating birds.

oneshot

[liphunter]

2 hours ago, Terrierman said:

Heck, he might have helped raise that flag on Mt. Suribachi

He was there! I seen him. He loaned me his helmet. I had the runs!!!             

True Story

[BilletHead]

            TOUGH bunch from the cheering section!

[fishinwrench]

18 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

No wonder you limit yourself to 5 counties😂.  I get a lot done while you’re doin all that.  Get up, put on a hat and get after it.  Lazy boat mechanics 😆

They shouldn't allow unshowered naked men with mondo penises to run around pooping in the street with nothing but a hat on.   No wonder there's so much traffic.....People are trying to get as far away from guys like YOU as they possibly can. 

[oneshot]

Had to laugh guy go Deer hunting always come home with his Shirt Tails always tore up.

Come to find out he always had to take a dump. Used his Shirt Tails to wipe with. 😂

oneshot

[Terrierman]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when me and oneshot was working as cowboys and he banged Dale Evans?  I tell ya, Roy Rogers was not happy about that, not one little bit.

[Ham]

20 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when me and oneshot was working as cowboys and he banged Dale Evans?  I tell ya, Roy Rogers was not happy about that, not one little bit.

As long as y'all both left Trigger alone, I don't care. 

[Terrierman]

6 minutes ago, Ham said:

As long as y'all both left Trigger alone, I don't care. 

I did.  Not sure about him.  That horse did shy away from him though...
Oneshot did have a big pair of overshoes that had hoofmarks on the inside.  Always wondered about that...