Mitch f Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 So a buddy of mine is going to his wife’s highbrow corporate Christmas party, and I decided that we needed to make a list of subjects that were acceptable and not acceptable… I’d like any of you to add to the list if needed: Things to talk about: 1. College Football 2. Favorite Restaurants 3. Your Children Things not to talk about: 1. Jan 6th 2. Oct 7th 3. The 2024 Election 4. Gender reassignment procedures 5. Gun Control 6. Women’s reproductive rights 7. Flat taxation 8. Unsecured Border Things that could get dicey: 1. Conventional vs fly fishing 2. Live Scopes in tournaments 3. Gay Flyfishermen 4. Really Really Gay Flyfishermen. 5. Dudes acting like they are great fishermen because they catch pellet pigs. 6. Rednecks thanking their creator for a fishing tournament win. Can you guys add anything to this list?? Foghorn, BilletHead, nomolites and 1 other 4 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Ned rig. 😆 Any conspiracy theory. JFK, 911 building 7, Michele Obama 😂 Mitch f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, Mitch f said: his wife’s highbrow corporate Christmas party, Better known as a pageant. It's the perfect time to find out which of her co-workers she'd likely shack up with during your eventual divorce. So find HIS WIFE and decide if you'll be upgrading or not. Mitch f and mikeak 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomolites Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Religion on any level Bonuses - who and how much Who’s sleeping with whom Mitch f, Daryk Campbell Sr, snagged in outlet 3 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilletHead Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Dress code, No tinfoil hats! Other things, Two stroke outboards Store bought tomatoes vs homegrown. wild game handled by yourself or store bought meat you have to cook to death to consume. Keeping fish for a meal or two vs catch and release fshndoug, nomolites and Mitch f 2 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilletHead Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Forgot on thing, Whose rear was on the copy machine last Christmas party when everyone got wasted. Mitch f, nomolites and Daryk Campbell Sr 3 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmidwest Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Ya lost me on Oct. 7. Musta missed that one. Just drink the free booze till you puke up the cheap catering job. Mitch f 1 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted December 3, 2023 Author Share Posted December 3, 2023 36 minutes ago, jdmidwest said: Ya lost me on Oct. 7. Musta missed that one. Just drink the free booze till you puke up the cheap catering job. When Hamas bombed Israel "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Mitch f said: When Hamas bombed Israel Also the day that I learned there was a place called "Hamas". Amazing isn't it, that I lived 60 years with zero knowledge or regard for it......and now I'm suddenly supposed to care. Mitch f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrierman Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 No Go: That MAGA hat. Mitch f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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