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I used to find them in the backs of my young bulls.  We would hold a coke bottle over the hole then hit it with the palm of the off hand.  The “worble worm” would pop out of the bull into the bottle.

Posted
1 hour ago, Dutch said:

I used to find them in the backs of my young bulls.  We would hold a coke bottle over the hole then hit it with the palm of the off hand.  The “worble worm” would pop out of the bull into the bottle.

Another reason I'm a suburbanite....  😂.

When I met my wife I went to their dairy farm.  Had the pleasure of artificially inseminating a cow.  Holstein.  I don't remember her number, which is kind of rude of me since we were intimate once.

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5 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Had the pleasure of artificially inseminating a cow.  Holstein.  I don't remember her number, which is kind of rude of me since we were intimate once

And you've been bragging about how hung you are ever since. 🙄 

"Artificially" my foot!     You probably bruised her cervix.  

Posted
51 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

And you've been bragging about how hung you are ever since. 🙄 

"Artificially" my foot!     You probably bruised her cervix.  

Are you saying it wasn't his Arm?

oneshot 

Posted
9 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Are you saying it wasn't his Arm?

oneshot 

According to him, his root is comparable in size to a 4 y/o's arm.  🤷‍♂️ 

Posted
3 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

Hey Marty - I didn't read the whole article, but did they mention if bot flies expanding their range?

              I did not see that. I know around here 45 years ago I shot several rabbits with them. The first one I noticed after tossing a limit in the back of my truck. Seen the neck skin moving and three warbles crawl out. I had no idea what was going on kind of spooky.

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted

Holy crap! I don’t know where that guy went to so the missus and I are gonna need to do head-to-toe inspections tonight. It would probably be prudent to do them very frequently!

I’m grateful to my OA buddies for helping me get in front of this eminent danger. 

John

Posted
29 minutes ago, ness said:

Holy crap! I don’t know where that guy went to so the missus and I are gonna need to do head-to-toe inspections tonight. It would probably be prudent to do them very frequently!

I’m grateful to my OA buddies for helping me get in front of this eminent danger. 

Tick check.  Furthering the human race for centuries 😆

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