Just funny stuff

[snagged in outlet 3]

Dibs on the Hoover.  My wife’s birthday is next month😆

[snagged in outlet 3]

I love this guy. 

[Old plug]

I spent the better part of the day recently Looking for my teeth. Sweat popping out of my forehead worried about the cost of a new se. I finally found them in my shirt pocket.  

[jdmidwest]

How was that salty aftertaste???

[snagged in outlet 3]

Urban kayakers!

 

[liphunter]

20 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Urban kayakers!

Just goes to show. Being an energetic dumb kid was a lot more fun than being a dull old guy!!!

[snagged in outlet 3]

10 hours ago, liphunter said:

Just goes to show. Being an energetic dumb kid was a lot more fun than being a dull old guy!!!

I like the kids that jump in the fish tank at bass pro

[Mitch f]

[snagged in outlet 3]

I’m at the dentist getting a cleaning and they ware talking to this old lady about a bunch cavities and extractions. 

She starts saying “F that I’m 96, they can just fall out.   This is BS, like i need my teeth for more than a year.”   She goes on and on cussing up a storm and says “I’m getting my F ing teeth pulled”. 

I couldn’t stop laughing.  I love it when old people cuss like crazy 

[fishinwrench]

22 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

 

I couldn’t stop laughing.  I love it when old people cuss like crazy

My grandma on my mom's side never said a cuss word EVER, then in her late 70's she had a stroke and after that the only words she spoke, that could be understood, was cuss words.  The rest was garbled gibberish.  

The F-bombs, the C-suckers, and the GD'its were clear as a bell. 😂