Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

A friend was showing me his shed. He pointed and said that is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder🤣

I seem to only get sick on the weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system🤣

I don't know why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk more in advertising. He is just a big Banner🤣

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11 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

The Titanic was built to last!

Let that sink in🤣

They built a new one.  😂

[Johnsfolly]

[Quillback]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

[fishinwrench]

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What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?   
 

It Hertz.   

[Johnsfolly]

A couple have been married for 50 years. The husband asks the wife if she had ever been unfaithful to him during their marriage. His wife responds, "Don't ask me that after all this time together. You don't  want to know." The husband says that he does want to know. And asks how many times she had been unfaithful. She says,"There were three times."

He asks when."Remember when you were 35 and needed a loan to start your business but no bank would give you the loan. Then one day the bank Manger came to the house for you to sign the loan papers." The husband replied what a great wife she was for helping to launch his business which he was able to build to support their family over the years.

He asks when was the second time. "Remember when you needed heart surgery but no surgeon would do the operation due to our lack of insurance. Then that young surgeon agreed to perform the operation." The man replied that the surgery saved his life and how wonderful of a wife she was to get him that operation.

So when was the third time. His wife responded, "Remember when you wanted to be president of your fishing club and you just needed 97 votes to win." 🤣

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.   

I did.   Pretty cool guy.   He’s a web developer.  
 

[netboy]

Get ready for World War 3...

Baby boomer bomb shelter. Only $995.

 

 

[BilletHead]

26 minutes ago, netboy said:

Get ready for World War 3...

Baby boomer bomb shelter. Only $995.

 

 

            Oh my gosh that brings up memories. Kindergarten, Christian school, Miss Vikki. I guess I made her mad one day as I ended up in Principal office. Back then you got the paddle and the paddle had holes in it for air flow. I never made Miss Vikki mad again and yes, I probability deserved it.