Just funny stuff

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.  

[Quillback]

21 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

I moved a lot as a kid. I was always the smallest kid in my class. So I fought a lot. Going to a new school I sought out the bully and fought him. He would either beat me up or I could hold my own. Either way he would leave me alone.

When I was in the 1st grade, three kids decided they were going to beat on me.  They had me pinned against a fence, one kid holding an arm on each side, and the third kid approaching saying something like "I am going to punch you out".  When he got within range I kicked him right in the groin, Down goes Frazier!  The other 2 kids ran off.  Never had an issue with those 3 again.

[Johnsfolly]

18 minutes ago, Quillback said:

When I was in the 1st grade, three kids decided they were going to beat on me.  They had me pinned against a fence, one kid holding an arm on each side, and the third kid approaching saying something like "I am going to punch you out".  When he got within range I kicked him right in the groin, Down goes Frazier!  The other 2 kids ran off.  Never had an issue with those 3 again.

That works too 😉

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I hit Kevin's fist with my nose on the way home one day. Hard too...😂

[FishnDave]

 

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[Johnsfolly]

I am great at multitasking! I can waste time,, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time!🤣

 

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I am driving!🤣

I started out with nothing! And I still have most of it! 🤣

[Johnsfolly]

4 hours ago, FishnDave said:

Feels that way here too Dave 😉😅

[FishnDave]

Every time I fish with @Ham , and he pulls out his spinning gear....he absolutely puts the beat-down clobbering on me and my fly rod!   Every time I think I'm going to impress him with my mad fly skillz, my mad fly skillz take that day off. 😬