Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

This opened up a proverbial can of worms. She must have queried "bad jokes"

I saw a woman walking towards the door. So I opened it for her, but instead of thanking me she screamed. So did the rest of the people on the plane.

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

[ness]

Did you get her a bag of Laffy Taffy?? Some of those are great. 

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

 

 

 

Tooth:hurty ?

[fishinwrench]

Two male dogs are huddled up in their Minnesota dog houses on a cold winter day when they hear another dog running across the snow covered field.  Through the deep 3' of snow they both take off after the other dog, running with all their might.  After awhile they stop to catch their breath and one dog, between heavy panting says "Whew, this is a b!tch".

The other one says, Bygod it had better be!

[Mitch f]

 

Did you get her a bag of Laffy Taffy?? Some of those are great. 

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

 

 

 

Tooth:hurty ?

Speaking of teeth...

Whats the last thing an elephant wants to hear when he goes to an Italian dentist?

 

Tuscaloosa!

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[ness]

I know Phil wants to keep it clean, but this bumper sticker just cracked me up:

[Greasy B]

The most popular pick up line in a Granite City bar,

Hi, I like your tooth. 

The second most popular pick up line in a Granite City bar,

Hey, your kind of cute, you got all your teeth. 

If you ask me how I know this I'll have to lie. 

[Mitch f]

 

[ness]

5 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

 

Lol. ' in the same room where I poop!'

[Mitch f]

1 hour ago, ness said:

Lol. ' in the same room where I poop!'

 I'm so hell bent on doc-U-menting , peach pie, peach pie 

[Johnsfolly]

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