Daryk Campbell Sr Posted November 3, 2020 Posted November 3, 2020 3 men are at a brothel. Name their nationalities. The one entering is Russian, the one leaving is Finnish...... The one inside? Himalayan. liphunter, fishinwrench, Mitch f and 4 others 7 Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me) I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)
Johnsfolly Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 And Jesus said to Peter "Come forth and you shall have everlasting life." But Peter came fifth and just won a toaster😅. liphunter, Terrierman and Mitch f 3
Johnsfolly Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 A little boy is sitting in the park with his mother. He tells his mom that the kids at school have been talking about dark humor and how funny it is but he doesn't understand what they are talking about. His mother says "Son go over that man over by the pond that has no arms and ask to shake his hand." "But mom you know that I am blind." As his mom chuckles "And that son is dark humor !" Terrierman, Mitch f and liphunter 1 1 1
Johnsfolly Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 Timmy Dunn was 16 when he had left Ireland for America, never to be heard from again. Many years later his worried mother discovered that Mike O'Malley was leaving for America and she asked Mike to look for Timmy and tell him to write to her. Well Mike looked for Timmy everywhere he went. Not knowing what he would look like after all these years he asked every man that he met whether he was Timmy Dunn, but to no avail. Then one day in a men's room, a man walked out of the stall. Mike asked him, "Are you Dunn?" The gentleman said, "Yes." Mike replied, "Well, why don't you write to your mother?!" Mitch f 1
Mitch f Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 On 11/2/2020 at 11:44 PM, Daryk Campbell Sr said: 3 men are at a brothel. Name their nationalities. The one entering is Russian, the one leaving is Finnish...... The one inside? Himalayan. What nationality are you in the restroom... European Daryk Campbell Sr and Johnsfolly 2 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 If you think The Nutcracker was something you once did off the high dive...you might be a redneck Johnsfolly 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Johnsfolly Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 Here's a couple of classic books. "Under the Grandstands" by Seymour Butz. "The Yellow River" by I. P. Freely Daryk Campbell Sr and Mitch f 2
Johnsfolly Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 How many rednecks does it take to eat an opossum? Three. One to eat the opossum while the other two watch for cars🤣. Mitch f, FishnDave and Daryk Campbell Sr 1 2
Johnsfolly Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 How many Liliputions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?! Two!!! 😉 Mitch f 1
fishinwrench Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Johnsfolly said: How many Liliputions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?! Two!!! 😉 WTH is a lilipution? Daryk Campbell Sr and snagged in outlet 3 1 1
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