Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

Now this was so bad it was hilarious. Now one of my top 5 movies 🤣

 

[Quillback]

[Johnsfolly]

28 minutes ago, Quillback said:

How Dare You!!

[DADAKOTA]

Random Thoughts

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
 
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
 
When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.
 
It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
 
Marriage Counselor:  Your wife says you never buy her flowers.  Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
 
Never sing in the shower!  Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.  So remember…Don’t sing!
 
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you.  So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.
  
I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow,” that many times in your first session but here we are…
 
I see people my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
 
We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, ‘Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?’
 
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.”  That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
 
I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
 
I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 45, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
 
I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.
 
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.
 
How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought “Well aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?”
 
You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
 
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Johnsfolly]

Who doesn't  go thru this process especially when the room is cold😅? Only thing missing would be the beer coefficient.

[Quillback]

9 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

 

Who doesn't  go thru this process especially when the room is cold😅? Only thing missing would be the beer coefficient.

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

[Johnsfolly]

2 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

Right there with you Jeff on getting up every night. I hate those nights when I can't  get back to sleep which is more often than not.

[BilletHead]

2 hours ago, Quillback said:

Well I am at the age where beer or no beer, I have to get up in the middle of the night and hit the can.  I don't fight it anymore either, get up, get it done and get back to sleep.

 

2 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

Right there with you Jeff on getting up every night. I hate those nights when I can't  get back to sleep which is more often than not.

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, BilletHead said:

 

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

Why not just step out the door and pee? 

 

You know what you middleofthenight-pissers problem is?    You go to bed too early.   

Nothing happens at 4:30-5:am so why are you waking up at that time?   I don't wake up until someone is ringing my phone, or pounding on the door wanting me to do something.  That way I can tell whoever it is, that if they want me to get up and do anything then they need to brew some coffee and make breakfast. 👍 

[Johnsfolly]

4 hours ago, BilletHead said:

 

                  Awe you big sissies. You are not living until you get up at 3AM and its 3 degrees on the front porch. Doesn't take you long to get into the house to pee and back out and under the covers. Yes I said 3. When it went sub zero we came inside. 

Tell me you're sleeping commando on the porch and I'll be impressed 🤣 and maybe a little nauseated😝. Oh and check the time stamp on this post.