Just funny stuff

[Terrierman]

OK so I mowed the grass this morning and when I was done I was sitting outside at our picnic table having a beer.  Wife walks by and asks what I'm doing.  I said "nothing" because if I said "thinking"  she'd want to know about what and then who knows how that ends up.  But really I was wondering if giving birth really hurt as much as getting kicked in the nuts.  I'm a logical thinker so tried to look at both sides.  I decided a woman can't know how much it hurts to get kicked in the nuts anymore than a man can know how much it hurts to give birth.  After pondering the matter a bit more I came to the conclusion that it hurts more to get kicked in the nuts.  After all, maybe a year or so after giving birth lots of women say it might not be a bad idea to have another child.  But I've never heard of any man saying he wants to get kicked in the nuts again.  So there you go, getting kicked in the nuts is definitely worse than childbirth.  Prove me wrong.

[Johnsfolly]

On 3/12/2021 at 9:22 PM, BilletHead said:

Funny watching this happen then off he went!

 

On 3/13/2021 at 1:59 AM, fshndoug said:

I saw a guy at Home Depot trying get a4x8 foot of sheetrock in a small suv .Pretty funny stuff.

These should be poster candidates as to why folks need to understand math especially trigonometry 🤣.

[Johnsfolly]

2 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

OK so I mowed the grass this morning and when I was done I was sitting outside at our picnic table having a beer.  Wife walks by and asks what I'm doing.  I said "nothing" because if I said "thinking"  she'd want to know about what and then who knows how that ends up.  But really I was wondering if giving birth really hurt as much as getting kicked in the nuts.  I'm a logical thinker so tried to look at both sides.  I decided a woman can't know how much it hurts to get kicked in the nuts anymore than a man can know how much it hurts to give birth.  After pondering the matter a bit more I came to the conclusion that it hurts more to get kicked in the nuts.  After all, maybe a year or so after giving birth lots of women say it might not be a bad idea to have another child.  But I've never heard of any man saying he wants to get kicked in the nuts again.  So there you go, getting kicked in the nuts is definitely worse than childbirth.  Prove me wrong.

Having been kicked in the nuts, this seems logical to me 👍👍. Now I wish that I had a beer to help with that painful memory .

[liphunter]

On 3/12/2021 at 8:22 PM, BilletHead said:

Funny watching this happen then off he went!

I'm Glad to see. Even with the covid situation. That the jousters are having their annual competition. 

It's great event. "Mini Van Jousters of southwest Missouri" 

 

 

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[BilletHead]

42 minutes ago, liphunter said:

I'm Glad to see. Even with the covid situation. That the jousters are having their annual competition. 

It's great event. "Mini Van Jousters of southwest Missouri" 

 

 

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             Does anyone remember the video game Joust?

    "Prepare to did buzzard bait!"

[FishnDave]

3 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

             Does anyone remember the video game Joust?

    "Prepare to did buzzard bait!"

Of course!  Fun game.

[BilletHead]

3 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

Of course!  Fun game.

                              We used to go to a local burger dive once a week to shove quarters in the darned game!

[Johnsfolly]

2 hours ago, BilletHead said:

             Does anyone remember the video game Joust?

    "Prepare to did buzzard bait!"

 

2 hours ago, FishnDave said:

Of course!  Fun game.

Used to play Joust some. Liked Centipede and Galaga a it more. Tempest was a lot of fun. 

Do you guys ever play Crazy Climber? Wasn't found in too many places. My cousin and I would ride bikes four miles each way to go to an Italian pizza sandwich restaurant to play that game. I have no idea why they let us just play the game without buying any food. Had a lot of fun playing that game. 

[FishnDave]

I don't recall Crazy Climber.  But yes on the Centipede and Galaga and Dig Dug and Q-Bert and Castlevania and Battlezone and Frogger, Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Missile Command, etc. And Pong at home...we were stylin'! We had a pool table and a Bally Wizard pinball machine.  Friends had Atari.

[fishinwrench]

4 hours ago, Terrierman said:

OK so I mowed the grass this morning and when I was done I was sitting outside at our picnic table having a beer.  Wife walks by and asks what I'm doing.  I said "nothing" because if I said "thinking"  she'd want to know about what and then who knows how that ends up.  But really I was wondering if giving birth really hurt as much as getting kicked in the nuts.  I'm a logical thinker so tried to look at both sides.  I decided a woman can't know how much it hurts to get kicked in the nuts anymore than a man can know how much it hurts to give birth.  After pondering the matter a bit more I came to the conclusion that it hurts more to get kicked in the nuts.  After all, maybe a year or so after giving birth lots of women say it might not be a bad idea to have another child.  But I've never heard of any man saying he wants to get kicked in the nuts again.  So there you go, getting kicked in the nuts is definitely worse than childbirth.  Prove me wrong.

I 100% agree.   Women were "designed" to give birth. And if they wanna blame MEN for the pain during child birth they need to be told that if WE had built them ....then they wouldn't have ANYTHING to piss & moan about. Odds are that we weren't trying to knock them up to begin with.....We were just poking fun, and they got all serious about it. 

Men's nuts were NOT designed to be hammered upon.  As a matter of fact they were placed so that nothing could get to them naturally.... unless the guy did something stupid.