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3 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

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We have this issue at my work where our sales folks are afraid to ask the clients questions. So instead I have to make assumptions about their products for our quotes.

I’m a griller.   Poor salesman are afraid to ask questions.  And there is an art to it without offending the buyer.   Some people are actually afraid to be salesman.  We go through a lot of them. 

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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Thought these were quite funny. 

Glad to see that I am not the only one that gets tired of demonstrating that I am not a robot 🙄

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Both of these require a little bit of thought 😅.

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Two guys are in a bar having a round of drinks. Then another. Followed by another. As they are well on their way to becoming inebriated they talk about all kinds of topics. The one guy gets a little choked up and says to this buddy, "My wife and I waited until our wedding night to to sleep together for the first time. It was a get experience that we will always cherish." He then asks his buddy, "Did you wait?" His buddy replied, "I don't know. What was your wife's maiden name again?" 🤣 

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A couple for Mr. Folly:

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. "That's one too many!" says the customer. The clerk replies, "It's a freebie."

The wife and I took up woodworking.
A friend said he didn't know we were carpenters.
We told him, "We've only just begun."

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50 minutes ago, Quillback said:

The wife and I took up woodworking.
A friend said he didn't know we were carpenters.
We told him, "We've only just begun."

Together they made a loveseat with a globe in it. That way were sitting on top of the world... 😂

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