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14 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

As I was just about to go past the butcher shop a car cut me off as it turned into the lot. 

The driver must have been German since he took a turn for the Wurst! 🤣

 

13 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

The best of times and the wurst of times....😆

Just a couple of the wurst jokes on this thread.

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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I did a self exam on my car battery and found two lumps. I had them tested and one came back positive. I hope that it's not terminal!🤣

I got a full tank of gas for only $22. It was for my lawn mower, but I am trying to stay positive! 🤣

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1 hour ago, nomolites said:

Foul!  Walleye’s teeth are rounded and do not typically cut line.  Have caught a many on 4 and 6# test.  Garfish are another story…..

Mike

Bingo, correct. My biggest walleye that hangs above my head is 10 pounds and caught on 4 lb line. No net so I lipped here. Four lb line did fine, fingers not so well but she and I had a death grip on each other. It lost it's life and I bled like a stuck hog. 

 March 9th 1986. Truman reservoir mile and and half upstream of Roscoe on Osage arm. Red and yellow roadrunner. Remember like it was yesterday.  

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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