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Posted
44 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Or dropped treble hooks that magically disappear. 

Yes!  Worse than socks in a clothes dryer!

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

Posted
52 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Or dropped treble hooks that magically disappear. 

And your barefooted..

I know everything about nothing and know nothing about everything!

Bruce Philips

Posted
3 hours ago, Quillback said:

Or dropped treble hooks that magically disappear. 

Funny when they land right side up how they are hard to see. I don't even have vision issues and it happens to me.

Posted

Wow - the story line in "Split Ring Pliers 2 - the treble with life" is even better than the original release! ;) 

The story line has me wondering...... will Vernon overcome his fear and make peace with the new pliers? Is an intervention necessary by the group...who will the evil treble strike at next....pushing its barbed unrelenting tentacle deep into the unprotected flesh of a foot and holding on until the string method of exorcism is performed!?!?  

OMG - I really need to go fishing!!

C4F

Crazy4fishin
A Cornhusker

Posted
41 minutes ago, crazy4fishin said:

Wow - the story line in "Split Ring Pliers 2 - the treble with life" is even better than the original release! ;) 

The story line has me wondering...... will Vernon overcome his fear and make peace with the new pliers? Is an intervention necessary by the group...who will the evil treble strike at next....pushing its barbed unrelenting tentacle deep into the unprotected flesh of a foot and holding on until the string method of exorcism is performed!?!?  

OMG - I really need to go fishing!!

C4F

Now THAT is some good stuff right there!  And I'm beyond proud and honored to be mentioned as a potential protagonist in this proposed epic!  And from the sounds of it so far, it WILL definitely be an epic!

Who woulda thunk?

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

Posted

Possible title:

 "Vernon gets abused by split ring pliers, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

Posted
6 hours ago, vernon said:

I'm actually a little bit afraid to go near them as I every time I look their way I start having flashbacks of or ripped fingernails, slashed fingertips, hemorrhaging blisters, hand cramps and uncontrollable fits of emotional rage.  And that was from replacing ONE treble hook a few years back!

Prolly not good for your golf grip either.:lol:

Posted
48 minutes ago, Smalls21 said:

i could have used a pair of those pliers a couple weeks ago, when my dog got the front and rear trebles of a RC Stick embedded in his front and back legs.

Now we have introduced a dog.....no better way to tug at the heart strings of the audience than to introduce "Spanky" the fishing dog - does Spanky become a service dog for Vernon?

(As we all know this type of  assistance dog specifically is trained to help people who have disabilities, such as visual impairment, hearing impairments, mental illnesses (such as splitplieritis stress disorder (SPTSD), mobility impairment, and diabetes.) As we all know this affects 10 out of every 6 fisher people according to the latest government study when searched on Google.  

As Vernon has flashbacks of ripped fingernails, slashed fingertips, hemorrhaging blisters :blink:, hand cramps and uncontrollable fits of emotional rage when he opens his Whopper Plopper Plano 3700 and sees not two but at times.........THREE treble hooks!! (que music).

Spanky is there to bring comfort and quiet to the chaos! 

C4F

 

Crazy4fishin
A Cornhusker

Posted
16 hours ago, crazy4fishin said:

Now we have introduced a dog.....no better way to tug at the heart strings of the audience than to introduce "Spanky" the fishing dog - does Spanky become a service dog for Vernon?

(As we all know this type of  assistance dog specifically is trained to help people who have disabilities, such as visual impairment, hearing impairments, mental illnesses (such as splitplieritis stress disorder (SPTSD), mobility impairment, and diabetes.) As we all know this affects 10 out of every 6 fisher people according to the latest government study when searched on Google.  

As Vernon has flashbacks of ripped fingernails, slashed fingertips, hemorrhaging blisters :blink:, hand cramps and uncontrollable fits of emotional rage when he opens his Whopper Plopper Plano 3700 and sees not two but at times.........THREE treble hooks!! (que music).

Spanky is there to bring comfort and quiet to the chaos! 

C4F

 

Man, I'm beginning to tear up just thinking about it.  Overwhelming actually.  

By the way, my dog's name in real life is Abby-normal.  She was named after the "donor" of the abnormal brain in the movie classic "Young Frankenstein".  You might remember when Igor erroneously substituted this brain for the brilliant brain that he accidentally dropped and destroyed while at the Brain Bank!  

She's a 90 lb. chocolate lab and has proven the title to be most appropriate to this point in her life.

Might add an attractive special interest type story for the background.  ET would likely eat it up!

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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