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20 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

They pay one place for every 5 boats.

20 boats pays down to 4th

Ahh, got it.  That makes sense, thanks.

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I would absolutely Love to Jerry, however I will be in the Dominican on vacation with the family from the 27-3. Let me know amytime though. I work every other weekend so hopefully I can make one work

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21 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Cottonmouths!!!:lol: 

Burmese Cottonconstrictor to be exact.  Genetic hybrid modification paid for by the one other member of my club. I just call him J-MO. Good guy, owns some outdoor retail stores that do okay.

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20 hours ago, abkeenan said:

Burmese Cottonconstrictor to be exact.  Genetic hybrid modification paid for by the one other member of my club. I just call him J-MO. Good guy, owns some outdoor retail stores that do okay.

Would I be correct to assume that these "hybrids" remain virtually invisible to bonafide "members"?

Elsewise, I might have to seriously reconsider my pending application regarding official inclusion in said cove.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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Vernon, you don't see them because they aren't out there swimming around.  The return to the house like a homing pigeon.  Then Abkeenan loads them into a home made air cannon where he can launch them clear across the cove.  Word has it he can hit a bass boat at 200 yards and drop a couple snakes right into the boat.

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35 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

Vernon, you don't see them because they aren't out there swimming around.  The return to the house like a homing pigeon.  Then Abkeenan loads them into a home made air cannon where he can launch them clear across the cove.  Word has it he can hit a bass boat at 200 yards and drop a couple snakes right into the boat.

That was our old way of deployment. Had issues with it jarring loose the laser targeting headpiece system. Since then we have gone to drones. Drones, baby. Drones. Extremely effective and accurate within an eyelash tolerance. Haven't seen Alex Heitman around lately have you?  Wonder why........

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2 hours ago, vernon said:

Would I be correct to assume that these "hybrids" remain virtually invisible to bonafide "members"?

Elsewise, I might have to seriously reconsider my pending application regarding official inclusion in said cove.

Nobody is impervious to our defense snakes, including even J-MO and myself. We just have special member bands, designed by a collaboration between NASA and Lockheed Martin, that have to be worn at all times while within the "hot zone".  The bands run a proprietary frequency interference algorithm that interrupts the laser targeting units and allow us to move about freely within the member grounds. You know that "sinkhole" that opened up at Top of the Rock???? "Sinkhole"????????? Orrrrrrrr lab testing accident gone wrong.......you be the judge.

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To quote a quote.

"They're killin' me Whitey, they're killin' me........

What the heck, Stockton IS an hour closer......

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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