Listening To Fishinwrench

[Flysmallie]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Since everyone on here is playing medical professional lately.....

I got kissed by a bungee cord over 2 months ago and put a big divot in my upper lip, and it refuses to completely heal.  Everytime it starts to smooth over I either take a bite of a sandwich and crack it, or I irritate it shaving, or I shave and then my whiskers start poking through it as they grow.    Plus I can't stop picking at it.  

How do you deal with that?  What would a doctor say? 

Mix a little manure with kerosene and rub that on there. 

[Mitch f]

Wrench, Maybe some aloe then a little antibacterial ointment....(why do women hate the word ointment and moist??)

 

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17 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

Mix a little manure with kerosene and rub that on there. 

Oughta be plenty of manure around there.  Knee deep in on here.  

[fishinwrench]

If I was a doctor I'd say it was skin cancer, blame it on the sun or Marlboro's, and schedule a biopsy immediately.

I keep it clean with peroxide or alcohol, and have tried Triple antibiotic, Neosporin, X balm, and Aquaphor.... nothing seems to help it much.  It's impossible not to pick at a scab that's flapping around on your lip.    I'll try Aloe.

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6 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Since everyone on here is playing medical professional lately.....

I got kissed by a bungee cord over 2 months ago and put a big divot in my upper lip, and it refuses to completely heal.  Everytime it starts to smooth over I either take a bite of a sandwich and crack it, or I irritate it shaving, or I shave and then my whiskers start poking through it as they grow.    Plus I can't stop picking at it.  

How do you deal with that?  What would a doctor say? 

Every time you want To mess with it wash it instead.  Then put some Vaseline on it to keep it mooiisstt.  You’ll be fine.  

[fishinwrench]

It's a good thing I had my big mouth closed or I'd likely be missing a few teeth.   

Watch those rubber bungee straps, boys!  They are like a pissed off cottonmouth.

[fshndoug]

Marty I am sorry to say Wrench's lip will never heal.

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

 

Watch those rubber bungee straps, boys!  They are like a pissed off cottonmouth.

I had one get me in the eye as a kid.   I still shy away from the black rubber bungees.   Dont pull  on a dry rotted one that's attached to a gate for no reason.  I'm very lucky to still see fine out of that eye.  No antibiotics or nuthin....

[fishinwrench]

43 minutes ago, fshndoug said:

Marty I am sorry to say Wrench's lip will never heal.

Sugarbritches says "why don't you rest your lip for awhile" when she wants me to shut up. 🙄 

I oughta start telling people that my wife beats me.  Get myself some victim compensation creds, and turn her in for domestic violence. 

[BilletHead]

9 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

It's a good thing I had my big mouth closed or I'd likely be missing a few teeth.   

Watch those rubber bungee straps, boys!  They are like a pissed off cottonmouth.

 

7 hours ago, Daryk Campbell Sr said:

I had one get me in the eye as a kid.   I still shy away from the black rubber bungees.   Dont pull  on a dry rotted one that's attached to a gate for no reason.  I'm very lucky to still see fine out of that eye.  No antibiotics or nuthin....

                           That was one of my thoughts also start to wear your safety glasses man. Muzzle optional