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7 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

           Some not so normal side effects from the Mrs. getting the vaccine.   She has become like a teenager in heat. Chases me around the house wanting some. About to wear me out. She gets the second shot next Friday. Oh my goodness she just might kill me when that happens.

       Also did read what is happening to men that get the corona virus. Erectile disfunction ain't no way I'm going to let that happen so I am ready for my turn with the needle.  The article also said if you drink whiskey and smoke your member will rot and fall off. Glad I don't have to worry about that :) 

Rough gig.  You're not getting any sympathy around here.

Posted
44 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

The article also said if you drink whiskey and smoke your member will rot and fall off.

Good riddance! 

When I was just a youngster, my dick was my best friend.  But ever since it turned 21 it has done nothing but cost me money and get me into trouble.  

I've been looking for a tactful way to cut ties with that basturd.  Now I have found it.  Thanks 👍

Posted
27 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Good riddance! 

When I was just a youngster, my dick was my best friend.  But ever since it turned 21 it has done nothing but cost me money and get me into trouble.  

I've been looking for a tactful way to cut ties with that basturd.  Now I have found it.  Thanks 👍

           I knew I could bait you out for a post! ;)

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted

Wild wife and possible ED, now that is a terrible combination.

I am on a list from Hickory County through work, but if Mercy has it why wait.  Give me a reason to go to town and do some shopping too.

Posted
4 hours ago, Dutch said:

I can only state what I have heard and that is, it is preferable for them to be the same.

That is what my nurse wife said top but honestly it hadn't even crossed my mind until today.

Posted

Bolivar Hospital almost killed me.

oneshot

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
On 1/23/2021 at 2:31 PM, fishinwrench said:

Good riddance! 

When I was just a youngster, my dick was my best friend.  But ever since it turned 21 it has done nothing but cost me money and get me into trouble.  

I've been looking for a tactful way to cut ties with that basturd.  Now I have found it.  Thanks 👍

My wife worked in Prison Hospital Guys tried cutting it off all the time.

Really!!

oneshot

Posted
5 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Probably got infected when they were trying to tattoo it.  

No they was using Dental Floss to cut it off.

oneshot

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