Cowboy Boots

[Johnsfolly]

12 hours ago, BilletHead said:

            Man I really hate it that you said that and opened up a can of worms John. I cannot resist. Do  you know why you cant wear cowboy boots or rubber knee boots?   Because they go clear to your waist like hip boots!  Sorry buddy couldn't resist

Crocs with Socks Buddy !

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11 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Yee Haw!   😎 

Wear one of them belt buckles the size of a S-10 hubcap too.   🤠

Here comes some....😂

Did I ever tell y'all the story about hooking up with a cowgirl during my online dating phase ?

[oneshot]

8 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Here comes some....😂

Did I ever tell y'all the story about hooking up with a cowgirl during my online dating phase ?

Let me guess rode you hard and put you away wet.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

55 minutes ago, oneshot said:

Let me guess rode you hard and put you away wet.

oneshot

Couldn't cook for $#!t, but I was able to overlook that.   What I couldn't get used to was all the biting, scratching, pinching and hickey making.    I had to hide for a week after taking that wildcat for a ride, because I looked like I had been in a fight with a mountain lion.    I ain't into pain, and I don't really care for horses, so I was somewhat relieved when our little fling fizzled out.   

Gals like that should have warning labels somewhere visible before the clothes come off. 🤪

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14 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Couldn't cook for $#!t, but I was able to overlook that.   What I couldn't get used to was all the biting, scratching, pinching and hickey making.    I had to hide for a week after taking that wildcat for a ride, because I looked like I had been in a fight with a mountain lion.    I ain't into pain, and I don't really care for horses, so I was somewhat relieved when our little fling fizzled out.   

Gals like that should have warning labels somewhere visible before the clothes come off. 🤪

Sissy boy!😂

[fishinwrench]

14 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Sissy boy!😂

Yep.   🤗 

One bonafide cure for blowing a nut too soon, is to be hiding lots of pain.  

You can go ALL NIGHT LONG when you're in fear of being eaten alive or bleeding out. 

Try jacking off in a blackberry thicket sometime, that's pretty much the way it was.  🤣

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16 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Try jacking off in a blackberry thicket sometime, that's pretty much the way it was.  🤣

I’ll just have to believe you.  I told you. I Like being a suburbanite.  Blackberry bush!  What am I an animal?😂😂
 

[oneshot 1]

I lived with a Black Woman that didn't know how to cook but knew the Menus of all the Fast Food places around.

Was watching a Cowboy Boot commercial. Learned a lot and do like the Tooling on them.

oneshot

[professioneat]

On 3/29/2021 at 11:03 PM, Johnsfolly said:

Quick story. There is a public archery range in Columbia at the VFW hall. We were out there shooting one evening. Probably about 12 guys. A blond haired woman pulls up in a pickup truck with camo trim along running boards edged with a little pink. She get out and is wearing a baby blue satin miniskirt dress with lace collar and trim. Also a pair of dark blue cowboy boots. She pulls out her bow and three arrows from the truck. Takes a spot on the 30 yd target, puts one arrow on the string, uses her right boot as a quiver for the other two. She then shoots all three within a 2 inch circle and goes down pulls her arrows and then leaves.  I can't remember, but she did have a bumper sticker like I'll kill them you grill them.

Many a man on that line were questioning their life choices in mates at that time David Saroni .

I am going to have to buy a new pair of boots. My old Frye boots have been rebuilt 3 times, and the cobbler says he won't do it again. What is a good brand to look at? My feet tend to be on the wide side.

[laker67]

Ok, gotta add 2 cents here.  I consider myself a connoisseur of cowboys.  If you aren't one, you may as well not wear the boots.  We can spot a poser after about two steps.  Unless he's working, a cowboy's boots are polished.  If he's not working, his Wranglers (not Levis) are creased.  He removes cover at the table and during prayer or the National Anthem.  He always says yes, maam, and holds doors for the ladies. And most can two-step. I've never heard a cowboy say he wanted to trade his boots for regular shoes.

Rick never wore the boots, but he had a cowboy heart.  Gotta love 'em ❤️ 

P.S. I have a pair of black cowboy boots size 8D (ladies)  if anyone can use them.