Bushbeater Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 I turned 21 in prison doin life without parole. Terrierman, Daryk Campbell Sr and BilletHead 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmidwest Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Well I'm packin' up my game and I'ma head out west Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts Find a nest in the Hills, chill like Flynt Buy an old drop-top find a spot to pimp And I'ma Kid Rock it up and down ya' block With a bottle of scotch and watch lots a crotch Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' "Chillin' the Most" Then rock that female doggy up and down the coast Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars Get thrown in the mix and tossed outta bars Sip the Tiajuana, I want to roam Find Motown, tell them fools to come back home Start an escort service for all the right reasons And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy And I'm headed out west sucker because I wanna be a [Chorus] Cowboy, baby! With the top let back and the sunshine shinin' Cowboy, baby! West Coast chillin' with the Boone's wine I wanna be a Cowboy, baby! Ridein' at night 'cause I sleep all day! Cowboy, baby! I can smell a pig from a mile away Daryk Campbell Sr and Terrierman 2 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Adams Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Why do you guys keep quoting song lyrics? I'm just tellin' stories about my life. Terrierman, Bushbeater, Daryk Campbell Sr and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmidwest Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Nick Adams said: Why do you guys keep quoting song lyrics? I'm just tellin' stories about my life. Original OP said he like the Kidd Rock, I wanta b a cowboy baby. But my horsies are bathed in water. Terrierman 1 "Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." — Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdWaterFshr Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Got this letter today from a girlfriend I broke up with back last summer She was a part time hooker, but I loved her all the same, and . . . . now the discovery, the baby might be mine. Hey Paul, I'm pregnant. Living on 9th Street. Right above a dirty bookstore off Euclid Avenue I stopped taking dope. And I quit drinking whiskey. And my old man plays the trombone And works out at the track. He says that he loves me, even though its not his baby. And he says that he'll raise him up, like he would his own son. He gave me a ring, that was worn by his mother. And he takes me out dancin', every Saturday night Hey Paul, I think about you every time I pass a fillin' station. On account of all the grease you used to wear in your hair. I still have that record of Little Anthony and The Imperials. But someone stole my record player, well how do ya like that? Hey Paul, I almost went crazy, after Mario got busted. So I went back to Omaha to live with my folks and everyone I used to know, was either dead or in prison. So I came back to St. Louis, this time I think I'm gonna stay Hey Paul, I think I'm happy, for the first time since my accident, and I wish I had all the money that we used to spend on dope. I'd buy me a used car lot and I wouldn't sell any of 'em. I'd just drive a different car every day, dependin' on how I feel Hey Paul, for chrissakes, do you want to know the truth of it? I don't have a husband. He don't play the trombone I need to borrow money. To pay this lawyer. And Paul, hey I'll be eligible for parole, come Valentine's Day Terrierman and Gavin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Adams Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 6 minutes ago, ColdWaterFshr said: Got this letter today from a girlfriend I broke up with back last summer That's so exciting for you. And she gets out next week! Gavin, ColdWaterFshr and Terrierman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 57 minutes ago, ColdWaterFshr said: Got this letter today from a girlfriend I broke up with back last summer She was a part time hooker, but I loved her all the same, and . . . . now the discovery, the baby might be mine. Hey Paul, I'm pregnant. Living on 9th Street. Right above a dirty bookstore off Euclid Avenue I stopped taking dope. And I quit drinking whiskey. And my old man plays the trombone And works out at the track. He says that he loves me, even though its not his baby. And he says that he'll raise him up, like he would his own son. He gave me a ring, that was worn by his mother. And he takes me out dancin', every Saturday night Hey Paul, I think about you every time I pass a fillin' station. On account of all the grease you used to wear in your hair. I still have that record of Little Anthony and The Imperials. But someone stole my record player, well how do ya like that? Hey Paul, I almost went crazy, after Mario got busted. So I went back to Omaha to live with my folks and everyone I used to know, was either dead or in prison. So I came back to St. Louis, this time I think I'm gonna stay Hey Paul, I think I'm happy, for the first time since my accident, and I wish I had all the money that we used to spend on dope. I'd buy me a used car lot and I wouldn't sell any of 'em. I'd just drive a different car every day, dependin' on how I feel Hey Paul, for chrissakes, do you want to know the truth of it? I don't have a husband. He don't play the trombone I need to borrow money. To pay this lawyer. And Paul, hey I'll be eligible for parole, come Valentine's Day Ahh, you've got yourself a textbook demisexual there. Have you ever taken her camping? Bet she's real OCD with the fire poking stick. 🙄 Terrierman and ColdWaterFshr 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Ah Sorry!🤣 Terrierman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneshot Posted February 11, 2022 Author Share Posted February 11, 2022 Rent a Woman. Hey sometimes their cheaper. Back when I was younger. oneshot Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 37 minutes ago, oneshot said: Rent a Woman. Hey sometimes their cheaper. Back when I was younger. oneshot That’s called hiring a hooker. Terrierman and Nick Adams 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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