Turns out that people who don't like the same things you do are really stupid and they just need you to tell them how stupid they are to start thinking right.
54 and sunny here today. But I will tell you there's a LOT of snow left. There will be some left at the end of this week with similar conditions. Winter came. It can stay gone now.
I got up about 5:30 to take a leak. Checked the outside temp display and it said 13. I missed the minus sign. No wonder the house was a little cool at the time. So me being the always prepared type, I turned up the heat a few degrees and went right back to bed.
My buddy told me about his former neighbor who was telling him he had three reasons he would never have to shovel snow again - a 14 year old son, a 16 year old son and they moved to Florida.
So last night I went to the bar with one of my buddies. We were telling jokes and I told the one about what to do when an epileptic has a fit in the bathtub - you throw in the laundry. Guy the next table over says his brother is an epileptic and died when he was having a fit in the bathtub. Of course we felt bad and asked if he drowned. Guy says no, he choked on a sock...