JD need to rethink your observation. Lost a good longtime friend this past year to Huntingtons. First, nurses are strictly off limits, that will get you restricted to your room and restraints, focus on other residents. The ratio is 8-9 to 1 so odds are good. Whisky, that is why you take your younger friends fishing now so they smuggle a supply. Cigars? Do not know, but my buddy could shotgun a pack of cigarettes in about 15 minutes. Just sayin that is my take.